Good Burger script
Good Burger (1997)
Synopsis: Teen misfits (Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson) at a modest burger joint face competition from a hamburger emporium across the street.

Yo, Dex, wait up.

So, uh, how you think

you did on your exam?

Sorry, summer vacation

That means that school,

work or anything of that nature

is now officially off limits

for the next three months.


Nice car.

This yours?

No, it's my mom's,

but she's away on

business in New York.

And she lets you drive this

while she's out of town?



Ed... Spatch,

will you move?

Ed... Ed!

Ed, we have a delivery.

But I don't do deliveries.

You do for the time being.

I fired O'Malley.

How come?

Because the boy showed up

to work without his pants.


Now, please, make this delivery.

The address is on the back.


It shall be delivered.

So what's your plan

for the summer?

Ha! Let me tell you, boy,

I plan to wake up every

day at around noon,

then I'm going to

lay out by the pool,

order some Chinese food,

maybe invite some fine

females over to share

an egg roll

or two.

Then I'm going to

wake up the next day,

do it all over again.

Ha, ha!

Know what I'm saying?

Say, man, you're lucky.

My folks is making me

get a summer job.

See, that's it right there.

You got to explain things

to parents.

Like summer vacation.

The key word there

is "va-ca-tion."

See what I'm saying?

♪ She's a dude,

'cause we're all dudes

♪ Hey, I'm a dude,

he's a dude... ♪

♪ She's a dude, whoa,

'cause we're all dudes

♪ Hey, I'm a dude... ♪

Look out!


Just get off the...

My afro.

My afro!


Oh, brother Reed,

you have messed up my afro.

All right, don't worry, bro.

Just be cool

and let me handle this.

All right, Jake?



Oh, no.

Oh, baby.


Oh, no.

Oh! Oh, my grill.

Oh, Black Beauty, oh.



See, when I left

school today

I didn't think I was going

to run into you this summer.

Or I didn't think you

was going to run into me.

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Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider (born January 14, 1966) is an American actor, television and film writer, and producer. After appearing in mostly supporting roles in a number of 1980s and 1990s films and TV shows, Schneider devoted himself to behind-the-scenes work in production. He is the co-president of television production company Schneider's Bakery. He created/co-created All That, The Amanda Show, What I Like About You, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and The Adventures of Kid Danger and Captain Man. more…

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