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You're the stupidest person.

Not television. The Baywatch.

The Baywatch?

- Yeah, the Baywatch.

- Okay.

Can I go?

- You wanna go now?

- To the Baywatch.

Yeah. I'm going there. I was on my way.

- Yes, I would.

- All right.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, I gotta get my radio.

- The music's gonna be good there.

- Okay, good.

Baywatch!

Here we come.

Wait a minute.

You hear that, now? What is that?

- You hear that?

- No.

Yep, it's my walkie-talkie calling.

Yeah, hello?

I told you, don't ever bother me again

when I'm taking trips with my friends.

What? No, we're going to the Baywatch.

Yep, that's right, the Baywatch.

No. Holy mackerel.

Would you know

when they'll be open again?

We'll call you tomorrow for the update.

How do you like that?

Baywatch is closed today.

- No.

- Tomorrow we'll go.

I can't believe it.

This always happens like that, right?

When you plan a big trip.

Hello there. P.O.B.

What does that mean?

P.O.B. Limo drivers say that.

That's good. What does it mean?

P.O.B. Passenger On Board.

- Already?

- Yeah, already.

That's good.

You headed back to your place?

- I am.

- Good.

- We'll talk later.

- Yeah, we'll talk later.

Come on in. It's all right. I don't bite.

You hungry? I got food.

You thirsty?

I want a soda.

You want a soda? I'm out of soda.

Want a water?

You want a water? I'll get you a water.

All right. How is that? Good?

- I wanna go home.

- All right, you got to stay here for a little bit.

No, I wanna go home.

No, we got to stay here.

Can't do it right now.

So maybe you wanna watch TV or cartoons?

I wanna go home.

- We got to stay here.

- No.

Brian, what are you doing?

- Take me home now.

- Stop.

- F*** all of you! You stupid soup-f***er!

- What?

- Don't do that, motherf***er!

- What's wrong with you? Cut that out.

- Cut it out! Stop! Be quiet!

- I'm going to the Baywatch.

All right.

Where are my seeds?

They're sunflower seeds, idiot.

They're right there.

- They're sunflower seeds.

- Behind you. Right there.

Stay here.

Everything's fine. Just kidding around.

- Hello.

- Hi.

May I be of some assistance?

Well, that remains to be seen.

Look, I'm sorry to bother you. It's just...

I was wondering if it wouldn't be

too much trouble if I could use your phone.

- That's...

- Right.

I just took a one-bedroom in the front...

and I've been waiting all day for

the phone company to come hook me up.

- You know...

- Yeah, it's just kind of a bad...

It'll only take a second, I promise.

You know, it's probably a local call.

I can't. I'm sorry.

I'll be in and out before you know it.

I promise.

Just leave a faint scent.

Yeah, all right. Come on in.

- Thank you.

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