Synopsis: Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap an intellectually disabled brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a "lesbian assassin", is sent to oversee Gigli's job and make sure he doesn't screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Martin Brest
  12 wins & 13 nominations.
121 min

from what I would like to call

my sphere of influence.

- All right, how can I help?

- The plot needs a twist.

The individual needs to be touched

in some manner as to...

convince him of the error of his ways

before he can hurt other people...

- particularly my friend from New York.

- Right.

Now, this certain individual, he's got...

a beloved relative

with certain psychological defects.

I want the relative gotten, all right?

And I want him, for the time being,

held on to.

Perhaps then reason can prevail.

- You're following all this?

- Yeah, all of it.

Got it.

All right. Wait.

- Where is he?

- Over there.

Right there? That's him?

All right. Thanks.

I'm all right. You can go outside.

I'm okay. Thanks.

Are you Brian?

I know you're Brian.

Your friend ratted you out back there.


What are you eating there?

What do you got?

- What are those, polly seeds?

- They're not. You're stupid.

I'm stupid.

- They look like polly seeds to me.

- They're sunflower seeds.

That's the same thing.

We called them polly seeds

when I was a kid.

You must be the stupidest person,

you piss-head, pisser-fucker.

Me and you, we're supposed

to go for a quick walk. You ready?

We'll take a walk around the block.

What do you say?

I won't give anybody my seeds.

Barry always asks

why I don't give anybody any.

Don't worry about it. Keep those.

That's for you, okay?

Let's go. We're gonna take a walk. Come on.

What did that?

He's kidding.

Sorry about that. All right, look...

it's real simple.

You and I are gonna go outside

and take a little walk.

I won't grab you again, okay?

I have to go to the Baywatch.

I'm sorry, what?

I have to go to the Baywatch.

I was gonna go.

You wanna watch "Baywatch"?

Roll by my apartment,

we'll turn on "Baywatch".

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Martin Brest

Martin Brest (born August 8, 1951) is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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