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This guy that I was seeing...

This guy Tom that I was seeing | last year at this time...

said when he broke up with me, | he said he was...

getting back together | with an ex-girlfriend...

but I don't know | if that's true or not.

I heard he's... | I heard it's not true.

But that's what he said | at the time.

- Hey! | - Hey, how are you?

- I'm OK, how are you? | - Good, good,

It's funny,

Yeah, what are the odds, right?

Well, uh, have a good day, | See you,

LINDA:
I like Carl.

Uh, have you ever been | in therapy?

Who?

No, I don't even get that,

I don't even get that, | It's like,

they're just selling you | back to yourself,

What is that?

Hmm, | I never thought of it that way,

- Mm-hmm, | - Um,

your appetite | is certainly worth noting,

- I'm hungry, | - Mm-hmm,

Oh, don't tell me

- You don't eat? | - Oh, no, I eat,

I just don't eat airplane food,

Why not? It's first class,

They cook the sh*t | on the premises,

What's the problem?

I'll wait for the cookies,

Man, how corrupt | was your father?

And milk,

Did he kill people?

He killed their spirits,

Did he threaten | their identities?

Something like that,

So, what about you?

He, um,

No, no, that's all right, | Sorry,

- No, | - OK,

No, he didn't,

- "Adored"? | - Mm-hmm,

Wow,

I don't think | I've ever been adored,

CARL:
You can get paid | to have sex by a company...

I mean, | acting in an adult film...

but if some guy pays you | five hundred bucks...

to have sex with him, | that's illegal.

So, you're in porn.

Why are you in porn? | Two reasons.

Either you need the money, | or you're an exhibitionist.

WOMAN:
What do you think | is exhibitionism?

CARL:
Porn.

What... well, no, OK. | That's a good question.

I think it goes way beyond | just wanting to perform.

You can't pretend that you're | having sex with someone...

when you are actually | having sex with them.

Well, I think

that they're | enjoying themselves,

Or maybe they want you | to enjoy yourselves,

Why would you want | to think about it so much?

It's been made to turn you on, | It's nothing deeper than that,

Yes, I do,

Sorry, I thought you said | this didn't bother you,

Carl, I can't have

You can't?

I've met someone,

- Oh, | - It's not appropriate anymore,

Oh, I understand,

Don't be... sorry? Hey, you are | showing absolute respect,

by being honest with me and not | being weird or, you know,

protracted about it, | Thank you,

I just... hey, I like to know | where I stand,

Otherwise,

Are you all right?

Yep,

Yeah, I was just thinking | of the rest of my day,

Jerry wants to meet with me,

- Really? | - Yes,

He's never liked me,

Just... nothing I can do | about that, I just, uh...

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