Full Court Miracle Page #3

---

What's He Doing?

Being A Schlots.

You Got Serious Game.

Where Do You Play?

Don't.

Ok, Uh,

Where Did You Play?

Must've Been Somewhere.

My Name's

Alex Schlotsky.

My Friends Call Me

Schlots.

What's Yours?

None Of Your Business.

Give Me The Ball, Kid.

Tell Me Your Name,

I'll Give You The Ball.

All Right. We'll Have

A Shoot-Out.

Anything But Dunks, Ok?

If I Miss First,

I'll Leave You Alone,

But If You Miss First,

You Gotta Tell Me

Your Name.

How About You Don't

Give Me The Ball,

And I Stuff You

Through That Hoop

Sideways?

Well, That Worked.

Except For

The Stuffing You

Through The Hoop

Sideways Part.

Hey, Come On!

I'm Only 14.

How Hard Can It Be?

Well, Guess You'll

Never Know His Name.

Virginia. Jm 165.

Stick:
Jm 165?

His License Plate.

It's A Specialty Plate.

University Of Virginia

Boosters.

So, We'll Check Men's

Basketball Rosters.

There He Is.

Lamont Carr.

Point Guard For

The Virginia Cavaliers.

So, How Come You Only

Get Bs In School?

It's A Matter

Of Passion, Mr. Stick.

Look At His Stats, Man.

You Thinking

What I'm Thinking?

Uh-Huh. That

Lamont Carr Is--

Is Judah Maccabee.

Yeah.

Wait. No. Man. What Are

You Talking About?

Lamont's Nickname

Was "The Hammer."

So Was Judah Maccabee's.

It's For His

Killer Dunks.

Judah Could Dunk?

Lamont, Idiot.

And This About

The License Plate.

Jm 165.

Jm--Judah's Initials.

And 165--The Year

The Maccabees Drove Out

The Invaders

And Reclaimed

The Temple.

Well, You're Forgetting

One Little Thing.

Judah's Been Dead

Almost 2,000 Years.

2,160.

Well, Judah Maccabee

Or Not,

I Think We Might

Have Our Angel.

Hey, Guys,

Hitting The Books?

Hi, Mom.

I Made You

Some Cookies.

[Alex And Stick Stammer]

We're--

I Can't--

After Supper.

Got It. Men At Work.

I'll Just Leave Them

Here, In Case You

Change Your Mind.

Last Time I Tried To Eat

One Of Your Mom's Cookies,

I Chipped A Tooth.

I Heard That,

Goldstein.

I Got A Violin Lesson.

And I Gotta Study

For An Algebra Quiz,

And So Do You.

Look, It'll Only

Take Half An Hour.

Forget It.

Look, If You Guys Don't

Want To See The Ghost

Of Judah Maccabee,

Suit Yourselves.

Ghost?

What Are You

Talking About?

Come With Me And Stick

If You Want To Find Out.

All Right. That's Enough.

You Boys Get Any Louder,

You'll Raise The Dead.

Alex And Stick

Already Have,

Mrs. Klein.

They Just Saw

The Ghost Of

Judah Maccabee.

I'm Surprised Mr. Schlotsky

Would Recognize Anybody

Who Wasn't

A Basketball Player.

Actually, He W--Ohh!

It Was Just A Figment

Of Our Overactive

Imagination.

Brought On By Too Much

Sugar And Video Games.

Right, Stick?

Of Course.

Let's, Uh, Let's Go.

No More Sugar For You,

Rate this script:2.0 / 1 vote