Free Samples Page #2
have to wander the streets
on a Thursday morning asking a
bunch of senseless questions
who's trapped in a truck.
Look, I'm just curious.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Which one do you like?
How do you work here and
not try both your flavors?
You're doing it again.
Strawberry.
That wasn't even an option.
Your two flavors are only
chocolate or vanilla.
Oh, that's a joke.
Ok, I think I'll take
the choc-str-ch-chocolate.
Did it take a long time
to learn ow-
Oh, thank you.
Hey.
Uh, Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate.
You know, you're like
who hasn't remarked on us
being identical twins.
Well, I was going to but to be
honest,
I'm hung-over and
I just wasn't entirely sure
if I was seeing
two people or not.
You're twins.
Thanks for the ice cream.
# 'Cause I'm broke,
and that aint no joke. #
# A quarter's what I need
but I'll take a dime. #
# Excuse me people!
No!
Yes!
No! Yeahyeah.
I'm talking to you.
Me?
What? Uh, you and that bongo
have got to go.
My head cannot take it.
$5 I will give this to you
if you go away. Where?
You don't have to leave
the state or anything.
Just go somewhere I can't
hear you, ok? Okay.
Cool.
Um, hey, hey!
Uh, wait a minute.
I'm not giving back this money.
Oh no, I don't want
the money back.
Do you want to make another $5?
What do I have to do?
I want you to go and
buy me the largest
cup of coffee that they have
in Southern California.
Ok?
Ok. Great!
And, uh, I need one
real sugar. Say it.
Real sugar.
Yes, and just a drop of milk.
You know what, no milk.
Just take the cup
and say "Moo" over top of it.
Ok. That's very good but
save it for when it counts.
How am I supposed to
buy you the coffee?
Crazy, I don't know
if you noticed
but I just gave you $5.
But you didn't give me money
for the actual coffee.
I don't know you well enough
to go and buy you a coffee.
We're not friends like that.
You know what,
I have one friend.
That's how I got trapped
in that stupid truck.
So look, I'm certainly not
looking for another.
Let's review. I gave you
$5 to go away.
Now that $5 is yours to
keep no matter what.
You put that
straight into your IRA.
This new $5that
is to go buy my coffee.
When you return,
with the coffee,
I'm going to give you your $5.
Do I get to keep the change?
No.
Yeah. Why not?
Because I said so
and I'm too mean to ever
change my mind.
What are you,
trying to seduce-
I don't understand.
Just go and get coffee!
You're a believer aren't you?
You believe? Oh God.
You know what? No.
I think I can honestly
say I'm just not a believer...
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Free Samples" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 25 Apr. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/free_samples_8558>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In