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who is blond! Blond hair!
Are you a blond? Are you a blond?
- The blond...?
- He's at lunch, so I'll take the package.
- He's at lunch?
- Mm-hm.
His wife is dead.
What? Linda?
- Yeah, yeah, Linda. She's dead.
- Oh, my God.
So I should tell him.
Probably best I tell him.
- Who are you?
- I'm...
I'm Quincy. I'm with the Coroner's Office.
I'm like a police officer.
So I should see Mr. Davidson
cos I'm a police officer.
OK. I...
He'll be at that restaurant.
- He'll be devastated.
- OK...
God, he loved Linda.
- He did love Linda.
- I know.
I think it's wonderful
when two people love one another, and...
...even though there's a chance one of
those two people will die a horrible death...
...that doesn't make me fear love.
I'm not afraid of love.
Could I be your boyfriend? I love you.
- Get outta here!
- No, no, no. I was just thinking...
A woman is dead. Linda is dead!
I thought we could grieve together
over the dead Linda, over the dead woman.
F*** off!
You're a skinny loser!
- Someone call Security.
- Don't.
Sh*t!
- Security!
- Don't call them, OK? I gotta go.
Tell Hanna-Barbera to go f*** themselves.
I got twelve Korean teenagers in a tiger cage
that can draw a f***ing dog wearing a cape.
OK. I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson.
- Are you Dave Davidson?
- No.
- David Davidson?
- My name's Peter.
- I'm looking for a David Davidson.
- I'm a woman.
- Did I ask what sex you are?
- No.
- Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
- My name is Cheryl.
- I'm Dave Davidson. Is there a problem?
- You're Mr. Davidson?
- Yeah, officer. Is there a problem here?
- I'm not really a cop.
My name's Gord, and I want
to show you my drawings.
Your drawings? Are you kidding?
Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator. I've got
this idea I wanna pitch to you. It's a cartoon.
It's a cat with super powers.
It can see through wooden doors.
He solves crimes, he can fly.
My friends and I think it's hilarious.
He flies like this. It's great.
Right, well, I'm glad
Tell me something, what do you want?
I want you to help me make it
into a TV show.
You just barge into a restaurant
dressed like a f***ing English bobby...
...and expect someone to give you a TV show?
Uh, I don't know. Um...
- Yeah.
- Do me a favor? Leave me alone.
- Please, please...
- Valet?
- Please, just look at my drawings.
- Yeah, OK. Fine.
It's X-ray Cat, but instead of seeing through
everything, he can only see through wood.
So if there's something on the other side
of a wooden door... See the criminal?
- I see the criminal. I see the door.
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