Frat Party Page #2

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it's just a family dinner.

- And I should party...

- Family, remember?

- Yeah.

- We're gonna be a family.

- Can I please go?

- No.

- I'll make the wedding. Please?

- No. No.

Please?

Isn't she so cute? I mean,

what girl does that for her man?

- Man:
What's up, b*tch!

- Oh, here comes my fraternity brother

- and best friend in the world. Mac!

- Yo!

- Hey.

- Dude, last week of school, man,

which means

the countdown to waiting

for the biggest party

of all time is over!

(laughs)

And we don't get to go.

Ah, it's... it's gonna be cool, Mac.

I can't believe

you're so cool about it.

- I'm completely cool.

- Yeah, but you're completely screwed.

- How?

- Dude, you are getting married

- on Saturday.

- So?

So, the biggest party

of all time is Friday

which means

we don't get to go.

No way.

- What do you mean "No way"?

- No way am I missing

my last night of freedom

on the finest campus

at the finest party

with the finest friends

at my fraternity, dude...

- Gamma.

- T-U-L-A!

- (both grunt)

- Yeah!

No way I'm missing that.

B... but... l... l...

what do you mean?

You've got to be kidding me, right?

- No, I mean...

- Dude, Adriana

is going to hang you up

by your balls

- Well, she's not going to be happy.

- Oh, no sh*t.

But she's... she's cool with it.

Dude...

(sniffs)

Check this out.

Check this out.

(muttering)

It's weird, you know?

It's like school's over

and you hated going,

but now that it's done

you wish you could

go back, you know?

We had some good times though.

- I'm going to miss it.

- Me too, man.

Oh, speak of the devil, bro.

Here comes Adriana

and her f***ing hot-ass friends.

Why are all her friends

so f***ing hot?

What's up, baby girl?

Hey, Adriana.

Hey, Kristen. Hey, Cherie.

Hey, baby.

Want to go take a walk with me?

Sure enough.

- Take that.

- Okay. I'll see you guys later.

Hey, I was just about to get down

on some video games.

F*** you, Duffy!

So, what are you gonna do?

- About what?

- Don't be coy with me, Duffy.

Babe, come on.

This is the last party

of my college career.

It's going to be amazing. I'm going

to talk about it for like 30 years.

All my buddies

are going to be there.

Yeah, it's all your nasty,

porn-addicted, gross,

perverted buddies.

Gamma House?

Really, babe.

Come on. You could've

done so much better.

That place is disgusting.

I'm offended.

I'm a little bit offended.

It's... it's actually

the best fraternity in history.

- Mm. Mm-hmm.

- It was in a magazine.

Oh, cool.

"Frat Boy Mag"?

- Yeah, so?

- Awesome.

(clears throat)

Come on, Duffy.

Come home with me, all right?

Our wedding is in two days.

Do you realize that?

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