For a Good Time, Call... Page #2

Jesse!

I want to Macarena

with you Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.

Oh, yeah, girl.

That's the girl Katie

I told you about

from my

Religious Studies class.

She's the bomb. She's so cool and smart.

I wanna be friends with her.

Hey,

Jesse Lawson! Yeah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stop showing your body

to everybody.

I wanna show you my body!

No, no. This is my

friend, Drunky McGee.

This is my friend, Lauren. She's

gonna drive you home, okay?

- Please, please, please?

- Yes.

She's on the way, she's

right near your dorm.

I'm gonna beat you!

Okay,

you're gonna beat me!

Please? Just so she doesn't

get date-raped by somebody.

How was the party?

Well, these two guys

were totally

fighting over me

and I was like,

"Listen, you guys, I can't blow

both of you at the same time!

"F*** off!"

You know what I mean?

Anyways,

what'd you do tonight?

I'm just gonna

watch some Felicity.

I hate British people.

Are you sure we're

going the right way?

Is this yours?

Yeah. Sorry,

I think it's empty.

Perfect.

I'm just gonna borrow it.

Stop! This is my new car!

It was

a graduation present!

I do this all the time.

Just shh, shh!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Ta-da! See,

no spills at all!

Get out.

But it's scary here.

Get out of my car!

I hate you!

Why don't you

just chill out!

Urine is sterile!

Hi! Come on in! Come here.

You're gonna love it.

Move. Get in here.

What are you thinking?

I can't live with her!

You know, I totally don't

appreciate surprises, Jesse.

Close, close, close,

close and open sesame!

Wow.

Incredible, right?

Could you die'?

Literally,

could you die?

Hardwood floors, the windows,

Gramercy Park is right out there

and it's

a historical landmark.

Katie's grandmother

got this place in the '40s.

She was a knitting maven.

Oh. And a stripper, too, I see.

What is that?

You don't need to

judge my bubbie.

Honey, no one's

judging anybody's bubbie.

You know what?

Katherine, why don't you tell Lauren

a little bit about the place?

I'm gonna go get some Monster

because I'm a little...

Look at me, I'm shaking.

I'm a little low energy.

I'll be right back, okay?

You want some lo mein?

You wanna finish it off?

No.

Okay. I'll throw it away

or put it in the fridge'?

I don't care.

Okay.

Well, this is

an apartment.

I'm sure you're familiar with

what that is structurally.

This is a living room.

That's a dining room.

There's a chair.

That's a lamp.

Grandma, and down the

hall is my room.

That's private because I'm

a very private person

and across the hall

is Bubbie's room.

She died in there.

Let's go see your bedroom.

Come on. Come on.

Don't go in my room!

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