First Kid Page #3

Hey, that's no problem.

He's just a kid.

How bad can it be?

What did that mean, sir?

Why you laughin'?

What--what are you

doing, kid?

Leave the snake in there.

Leave the snake

in the cage.

No, leave--the snake

is happy in the cage.

He doesn't want to be

out the cage!

They want to be

in the jungle.

I've seen this on

Wild Kingdom.

So... you like snakes.

No, I don't like snakes.

Meet Poison.

Want to hold her?

Don't play games!

I swear--I swear--

Excuse me, Mr. president.

Sir, ma'am.

Take him!

What is going on here?

I was just telling him--

I'll be doggone

if he wasn't right.

This is much heavier

than I thought.

It's not 15 pounds.

I was wrong.

Luke, we need

to talk about

your behaviour

this morning.

Hey, I was just--

it wasn't my fault.

I was just

trying on clothes!

Will you give us

a second?

In fact, take this snake

and put him back

where he belongs,

will you, please?

- Sir--

- Here, take him.

I'll take him.

Luke, I face an election

in 2 months.

This is nasty!

I cannot sustain another

incident like this.

The timing is very bad,

you understand?

Where's your head?

Don't you bite me!

Yeah, sure.

Good boy.

I thought so.

Thanks.

He bit me!

I'm bleeding!

You walked Brandy yet?

No.

Don't bite me again!

Luke, we talked

earlier today

about responsibilities.

You want the dog,

you have to walk it.

Fine.

Breathe--

Luke! Help!

Come on, hon.

Snake--Luke--

Luke, wait--Luke!

Help--Luke, wait!

Luke, help me!

Come on, Brandy,

let's go.

Come here, come here.

Simms! Simms!

Hey, I have an idea.

Why don't you

walk the dog?

I have a better idea.

No!

Why not?

It's not in my

job description, OK?

Well, if I walk the dog,

you have to come, right?

Yes, I do.

Well, let's just

cut out the middle man.

I'm not paid to walk

the dog, OK?

Come on, Brandy.

I'm paid to walk the weasel.

Snake skin!

Luke! Luke!

Did you see the kid

come out here?

Yes, sir.

Then why didn't

you stop him?

He lives here.

I'm not gonna say it.

Luke!

Got a perimeter breach.

Bring up sector 47.

Yes, sir. 47 coming up.

Oh, just great.

OK, it's official.

I don't like this kid.

Freeze!

Luke?

Luke, there you are!

Hey. I found him.

This boy can hide!

I tell you, man,

if there was an international

hide-and-seek team,

he'd be the captain.

This--oh, so everybody

wants to play.

That is so messed up.

Why didn't anybody tell me?

OK, duck... duck...

Duck... look at you,

trying to be so serious.

Duck... goose. Go ahead!

Go ahead!

Well, if y'all

don't want to play,

why'd you come out here?

What?

What's everybody

doing out here?

We're responding to

a perimeter breach.

What are you guys

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