First Girl I Loved Page #2

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You know what I mean.

Uh, yeah.

Um, it's just so busy.

I never get to just like

you know what I mean?

Definitely.

Sorry. You probably think I'm

like, wah! Or something.

Oh, I'm going to get a

superfood, do you want one?

Okay?

It must be, like, really cool,

like, getting to do what you do.

What? What do I do?

You know, get to learn about

people and stuff.

No, I'm sitting in front

of a computer

doing boring layout stuff.

Like, you're the coolest

girl in the school.

Oh my god, no.

I'm so lame.

What? No. One, you're

like the star athlete.

Two, you're really good

at school, right?

I mean, you're in the... you're

in the top 15% of your class.

Yeah.

Uh, so was I supposed to do

anything for this?

I have, like, never been

interviewed before, so.

It's... it's really easy.

Uh, okay.

Question one...

Oh my god, I'm so scared.

Why?

I don't know, what if I say

the wrong thing?

We'll start with an easy one.

A softball, if you will.

Oh, I can definitely talk about

softball.

No, it's not...

Never mind. How old are you?

Eighteen? Yeah. Eighteen.

So you're a senior?

Yep.

Okay....

Do you have a boyfriend?

Um...

Uh...

This is one of the...

The standard questions.

Right. Um... no.

No boyfriend for me.

You just like...

You don't have the time or...?

Ha. I'm getting really nervous.

No. Yeah, of course. Of course.

Um, let's shift gears.

Let's just... shifting gears.

Here's a great one. Okay.

If you could have

dinner with anyone,

living or dead,

with whom would it be?

I don't know. Oh,

Michael Jackson?

Or no. That's stupid.

Um, say I said...

Teddy Roosevelt.

Teddy Roosevelt.

Whenever you can.

I don't know what's

good for you.

Oh, no. It gives me a reason

to get out of practice early.

I'll just tell them we have some

follow-up questions or whatever.

They basically let me

do whatever I want.

Because you're a goody-goody.

No, I'm not.

"No, I'm not."

You're so mean!

I'm sorry. I know.

That's a really bad habit.

No, I... I like when you do it.

I don't know why.

Are you sure you don't want

a ride to your car?

Canoga's like super sketch.

Been workin' out.

Oh. Promise you won't get

raped and get aids and die?

I promise.

Okay. Well... bye.

And good bye to you!

Should we do it like

they do in Europe?

How do they do it in Europe?

Oh. Wait. Let me try again.

Oui, oui, oui.

Nice.

Would you like a cigarette?

Would you like a cigarette?

Cigarette!

Okay. Uh, I'm going now.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey. I'm bored. Entertain me.

Do be do, do be do, waaaa!

I can totally imagine

you singing that right now.

Regionals,

we're going to win for sure.

It's more state I'm

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