Final Exam Page #2
I'll be leaving the room,
and the grading assistants
will be watching you.
And they are both frustrated Nazis.
And if they observe any cheating,
they have been instructed to alert
a highly skilled sniper that I've
placed in the Williams Tower.
He was a gun bearer for the
eagle scout down in Texas.
You mean Charles Whitman,
one of my favorites.
And he's anxious to bag
a few students on his own.
Are there any questions?
He was a real craftsman,
an excellent shot.
And he played it out
to the bitter end.
This guy was dropping
people from blocks...
I hate to interrupt you
on such a lovely note.
But back to business.
Hey!
This ain't the test I been studying.
(laughing)
Well, if you're
gonna buy tests,
you might as well buy them
from somebody who's in the know.
bought if the price is right.
Good luck.
Oh, and don't worry.
I took the test,
and I only missed three.
(laughing)
Have a nice holiday.
And I'll be seeing many of you
back here next semester
in remedial chemistry.
(laughing)
All right. Everybody settle
down and get to work.
I think you've got enough problems
there in front of you without having
to worry about running out of time.
When you finish,
give your paper to one of us
and then you may leave quietly.
- Hello, Lisa.
- Hi.
- Ready to end the semester'?
- Yeah.
I've just about OD'd
on the small town lark.
bright lights for awhile.
I remember when I wanted that too.
A little booze, boogie
and then puke your guts out.
That's fun.
I'm not so sure
you're too much beyond that now.
Well, that's the nicest thing
anyone said to me in a long time.
Those kids they
hate taking chemistry.
At least it's new to them.
For me, it's the same old
thing year in, year out.
And then if I do get them to
understand and they graduate,
then I have to start all over again.
Then why don't ya leave?
Because I love the sweet young
girls that throw themselves at me.
(laughing)
Why pull down the shades?
There's nobody left on
campus that we're fooling.
You don't think
I'll kiss and tell, do you?
No.
But I do.
I don't care who knows around here.
But if that red-headed
wife of mine ever finds out,
I'm dead.
So, how about a
little night cap tonight?
Oh, I don't know.
It's your last chance for
some nice firm flesh for awhile.
I leave in the
morning for the big city,
and you're gonna be left with nothing
but that sagging old wife of yours.
She must be almost 30 by now?
Hey, wait a minute.
You're talking about
the woman that I...
( laughs)
Well, mother of my guppies?
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