Escape Room Page #2

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F***.

All you can take with you are your wits.

And there's insurance

on this game and all, right?

I take full responsibility

for everything. / Okay.

Thank you, Conrad. / You're welcome.

All righty. Got it? / Nice.

Happy birthday.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Does anybody know how long

we've been driving for?

How could we,

when we can't see anything?

Let's just ask the driver.

Maybe it's not supposed to open.

It's all part of it.

Christen, how'd you find this place?

They're everywhere.

Hiding in plain sight.

What, is there an escape room app?

You just tap and sign up? What?

The Uber of entrapment games?

No, no app. No nothing on the Internet.

Well, then how'd you find it?

I got this.

What is that?

An invitation.

It's cute.

Yeah, but the question is, who sent it?

I don't know.

But I know with all the research

I've been doing on escape rooms,

my name got on some list,

and this ended up in my mailbox.

It's Morse code.

It spells G-A-M-E.

Game.

Oh!

What? / Oh.

Huh.

All right, that is cool.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Legit.

Oh.

Oh, what the f*** was that?

We're here.

You've got to be kidding me.

It's all part of the game.

Kinky.

Well, I'm too buzzed to care

at this point anyway, so...

I'm so nervous. / I got this, babe.

Ugh.

I'm so ready.

All right. Let's do this.

There's a team player. / Whoo-hoo!

Ow! Ha ha! / Lock hands, everyone.

I don't want to lose you

when I lead you out.

Whoo!

Yeah! This is awesome.

Whoo-hoo!

You're not wearing one?

Somebody's got to be in charge.

Isn't that cheating?

I don't cheat.

But it's all part of the game.

This is crazy.

Where's your hand, Tabby?

Both your hands are on my ass.

That's exactly right.

Jesus! / Okay, is everyone ready?

Yeah, let's do it.

Wait, Tyler, where's your hand?

I'm... I'm right here.

Jesus! / Well, that sounds safe.

It's fine, you guys.

Don't touch your blindfolds.

She swat me like a dog? /

Yes, I did. You know what?

If you behaved, I wouldn't have to.

I'm so turned on right now.

Okay, shh, everyone!

You have one hour.

All right.

Ow!

Christen?

What the f*** is this?

All right. All right.

All right.

Well, um...

...three. / Are you done yet?

What are you talking about?

/ I'm talking to Christen.

She's tying something to my hands.

Yeah, she tied something

to my wrists, too.

I'm taking this thing off.

You're not playing the game right.

And down beside the sea

Oh. Whoa. / What?

But when he strolled

along the promenade...

Oh, my God. / What?

Just take off your blindfold.

...his wife, just newly wed

He got an awful scare

When someone strolling there

Came up to him and winked and said

Whoa.

Hello! Hello!

Hey, we're tied together.

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