Elf Page #3

Really? Mm-hmm.

What's it like?

Well, there are some things you should know.

First off, you see gum on The street,

Leave it there. It's not free candy.

Oh. Second,

There are, like, 30 ray's pizzas.

They all claim to be the Original,

But the real one' son 11th.

And if you see a sign that Says "peep show,"

That doesn't mean that They're letting you

Look at presents before Christmas.

Can't wait to see my dad...

We're gonna go ices skating and... And eat sugar plums.

Yeah, that's the other thing

I wanted to talk to you about.

You know, buddy... [sighs]

Your father...

Well... he's on the naughty list.

No!!!

You're taking the books back?

[Chuckles]

See, I... I see what you're trying to do here.

Y-You're trying to make me feel bad,

When, in actuality, you're the one

That missed the payments.

But the children love the books.

I know that, uh...

You know, I'm the one that ran The focus groups,

But I like hearing that.

Listen, some people, they just Lose sight

Of what's important in life.

That doesn't mean they can't find their way again, huh?

Maybe all they need

Is just a little Christmas spirit.

[Cheering]

Well, uh, I... I'm good at that.

I know you are.

And I'll...

I'll always, uh,

I'll always be here for you.

Now, uh...

Go... uh, get.

Bye, guys.

Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. Take care.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, buddy.

[Sobbing]

There, there.

Huh?

Oh! Ohh!

Bye, buddy. Hope you find your dad.

Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

Bye.

Hey! What's your name?

My name's buddy.

Ohh!

Does someone need a hug?

[Raccoon chirping]

aah, aah! That's not cool!

[Screech]

I just wanted a hug!

[Pennies from heaven playing]

Hi.

Hello.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You did it! Congratulations!

"World's best cup of coffee. "Great job, everybody.

It's great to meet you.

Hi.

[Horns honking]

Santa, san... uh, nope.

Not Santa.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[Screaming]

Thank you. Hey, you know what? No.

No, all right? Thank you.

Get outta here, get outta here.

[Elevator chimes]

[Elevator chimes]

Hello. Hi.

Ooh...

[Gasps] Beautiful.

Looks like a Christmas tree.

A reprint?

You know how much that's gonna cost?

Two whole pages are missing.

The story doesn't make any sense.

What, you think some kid's gonna notice two pages?

I mean, they... all they do is look at pictures.

[Elevator chimes gasps]

Sorry I can't ride with you the Rest of the way up,

But this is where my dad works. Well, have a good...

Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!

Oh, I don't know, Connie, I've never

Declared kittens before.

How many?

[Gasps] Eight?

Uh, I don't know if I'm gonna Have time.

Oh, all right, just bring 'em by The camper this week,

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