El Director Vision: Surviving the Wild Page #2

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like Mount Delilah.

- Oh, that's a good idea.

- Oh. You arrived.

No, we can't go

to Mount Delilah.

It's not even called that,

first of all.

Gus just named it after some

woman's breasts that he liked.

- Breast. Singular.

Delilah McQueen. She had one

booby cut off from cancer,

but the one that remains is big

and pointy and beautiful,

and the perfect name

for that mountain.

Delilah McQueen.

She only had one booby,

but, oh, it was magnificent.

- Shaun, you know, sometimes

you really sound just like Gus.

- He's my father,

and he's going to stay with me,

on my shelf,

in my apartment,

end of discussion.

- End of discussion.

That's what I used to say.

- I'm surprised you didn't

make the service.

Actually, I'm not

surprised at all.

- Not surprised.

- Look, I'm sorry. My flight...

- Did you get my email?

- You know my emails

go to my lawyer now.

- That's comforting, Kris.

- It's the legal process.

Look, I'm so sorry, okay?

I tried to phone.

- Apologies don't really work.

- You got me a GoPro?

- Really, Kris?

This isn't a birthday party.

- What?

Did you seriously

bring him a gift

to my father's funeral?

- I'm sorry about your father.

I know, it's terrible, okay?

But is everything I do wrong?

Okay? I mean, I'm sorry.

I left work early,

my plane got delayed...

- I am sorry that my father's

death is an inconvenience

to your work schedule.

This is unbelievable.

I'm sorry, Shaun.

You have to go.

- Are you kicking me

out of your dad's funeral?

- You've done enough.

I think it's time, yeah.

- I'm sorry, buddy.

- Thanks, Mom.

- It's a little bit creepy,

isn't it?

Just having to watch us

while we eat.

Maybe we can put him right here.

- Spent his whole life outside,

and now you just want

to box him inside?

- He's staying here,

and that's final.

- She's just being stubborn.

That's the way

she's always been.

- You know, you're really

stubborn, Mom.

- Yup. I am really stubborn.

And guess where I got it from.

My father.

- I used to be stubborn,

but now I'm perfect.

- I think I just find it

comforting to have him so close.

- Aw.

- You said it was creepy.

- Yeah, she did say that.

- Dad wanted to take me to one

of his conventions over break,

and we'd have to leave tomorrow.

So I said that I'd

talk to you about it.

- Oh, that's a lie.

That's a terrible lie.

- Okay. I mean,

that's probably good.

You need to spend some

quality time with your dad.

- That's exactly

what I was thinking.

- What's up your sleeve, boy?

- So, are you okay

with everything...

you know, that happened

with Gus?

- Yeah. Everybody dies

eventually, right?

I'm actually kind of worried

about Riley right now,

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