Dumb & Dumber Page #2
- Year:
- 1994
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cost me 200.
Hey!
Chicks love it.
It's a shaggin' wagon.
What's with
the briefcase?
It's a love memento.
The most beautiful
woman alive,
I drove her
to the airport.
Sparks flew,
emotions ran high.
She actually
talked to me, man.
Get outta here.
Oh, yeah yeah.
Tractor beam...
Sucked me right in.
Anyway...
She left this
in the terminal
and flew to Aspen
and out of my life.
What's in it?
Man... I would
have to be a lowlife
to go rootin' around in somebody else's
private property.
- Is it locked?
- Yeah, really well.
Harry:
There's two of them.One of them's got a gun.
Did you pay
the gas bill?
Hey...
Do you realize what you've done?
I'm sorry.
I say we bail.
Okay.
Briefcase ain't here.
They must have
taken it with them.
Well, he's got to
come home sometime.
Maybe we should
trash the place,
send him
a little message.
I don't think he's going to get
that message, Joe.
I mean, the guy's got worms
in his living room.
Well.
Oh, I got
a better idea.
"I tought I taw
a puddy cat.
I did. I did. "
I can't believe
and there's not
a single job in this town.
There is nothing,
nada, zip!
Yeah, unless you want
to work 40 hours a week.
Pfft!
Here. I'm going to
go to the store.
Okay, just get
the bare essentials.
This is the last
of our dough.
Hey. What do I
look like?
# Take a little walk
to the edge of town #
# Like a bird of doom #
# As it shifts
and cracks #
# Hey, man, you know
# Past the square,
past the bridge... #
# Past the mills,
past the stack... #
# Comes a tall
handsome man... #
Cripes!
with a red right hand. #
Excuse me,
little old lady.
Uh, do you have
change for a dollar?
Change?
No, I'm sorry.
I don't.
Oh... well, uh,
could you do me a favor
while I go
break a dollar?
- Of course.
- Thanks.
Hey. I guess
they're right.
Senior citizens,
although slow and dangerous
behind the wheel,
can still serve
a purpose.
I'll be right back.
Don't you go dying on me!
- Ugh!
- Where's the booze?
I got robbed
by a sweet old lady
on a motorized cart.
I didn't even
see it coming.
Oh...
- Harry?
- No...
- No...
- Harry. Come on, Harry.
Cheer up.
It gets worse, Lloyd.
My parakeet Petey...
- Yeah?
... he's dead.
Aw...
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, Harry.
What happened?
His head fell off.
His head fell off?
Yeah, he was pretty old.
Ugh!
That's it.
I've had it
with this dump!
We got no food.
We got no jobs.
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