Dorm Daze 2

Synopsis: The gang from Dorm Daze is back, but this time they're on a cruise ship on a tropical voyage through the high seas. The captain and crew of the Surveyor, a floating classroom for Billingsley University's Sea program, is about to make a voyage they'll never forget. The cruise makes an educational stop at the island of San Paradiso, where the students are supposed to explore an important archaeological site. Things go from normal to crazy as their visit coincides with every other college's spring break. The moment the boat docks, classes are over! For these Billingsley students, their Semester at Sea will be an adventure no one will ever forget.
Genre: Comedy
Production: LionsGate Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.1
R
Year:
2006
100 min
Website
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It's getting boring.

When are you and me gonna happen?

I'll say never.

But, Stuky-Poo,

if I decide I want gonorrhea...

you'll be the first guy I call.

I am an expert on

carbonaceous deposits...

which have crystallized...

into metastable dodedahecron...

or diamonds.

Five bucks says she drops it again.

Hmm.

I have...

Uhh.

Oopsie.

I'll have a look.

Oops. Sorry.

Nice one!

I'm really sorry.

Oh, don't worry. After you broke

the first three, she got a whole box.

I am staring at the statue, Mike.

You are pointing it at the fireplace.

Fireplace?

Hey, Dante, did you move my hat again?

I wouldn't move it if you'd stop putting it

on the prop table.

It's not a prop. It's a costume.

I put it there so I know where it is.

Stop movin' my f*ckin' hat!

Rusty, get off the stage.

Can we just start the scene over again?

You know what? Let's move on.

Rusty, stay right there.

We need to work on your problem scene,

so let's start with the big speech.

Oh, but, Robin,

I always mess that speech up.

That's why we need to work on it,

so you don't mess it up.

Can we just cut it?

Start the scene.

- Ohh!

- Oh, my God!

Sorry, everybody. My bad.

Jesus, that could've killed me!

Sorry, Marla. Didn't mean to kill ya.

Is everyone OK? Are you OK? Brady!

It was Mike. He's a dumbshit.

Deal with this.

Right. Mike, you're a dumbshit.

Shut up.

Find a safety chain or something

to keep these lights in place.

We perform for the judges tomorrow.

Everyone, remember

the other play performs tonight.

We should all be there.

Do you need us

to move anything off the stage?

No. Apparently they don't need a set.

It's po-mo, post-modern.

In the future?

God, I'm sick of this stupid play.

I thought that I'd get laid here.

I'm not a picky man, Booker.

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