Dorfpunks Page #2

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Okay, okay.

See you next time.

Next time!

l have to keep driving.

My grandma's flying out of Hamburg.

Oh, your grandma lives here?

No, in Bargenfeld.

We're just passing through.

She's flying to Majorca.

l'm sure it's great there.

What's your name?

Maria.

Morning.

Good morning.

-Should l make you something to eat?

We're rehearsing here later on.

Won't you have...

Stop, stop! Stop!

Sh*t!

That was awesomely loud!

-The drums have to...

l'm no good at it!

The bass,

the bass has to be dry, like...

And the guitar...

totally straight ahead.

Much more precise.

That one drum section

really kicked ass...

And the guitar...

No idea what you mean.

l do what l can.

Yeah, awesome!

-Sounded like Prefab Sprout.

Prefab Sprout is crap.

A few songs are pretty awesome.

Hey, watch out!

lt belongs to my cousin.

lt's f***in' punk-rock,

it has to have more bang!

l have a bong! How about a toke?

Not in here, man.

-Not in here, man!

Guys... open your eyes.

This is the '80s.

Read more magazines. Check out

the sound of New York, London...

... ska and no wave.

Ever heard of it?

Let's do it again.

You know...

Don't just whack away.

lt has to sound cold and hard...

... like the Cure or Ultravox.

Let's go.

Your world is much too small

l'll smash your face once and for all

You're so f***ing boring

So please...

Get out of my face...

l think it's awesome. A gig!

All we have is one song.

We don't need more than that.

lt's a talent contest.

Everyone only plays one song.

lt's so awesome, man!

l'm all for it.

First we play a gig...

... then we'll make a record.

-Awesome.

lnterviews, TV appearances, posters...

-How awesome!

And then autographed piss pots.

Oh man. lt's a f***ing

talent show in Schmalenstedt.

Know what's really cool?

That we finally have a band name.

F*** of Tomorrow.

How awesome is that!

Know what's even more awesome?

We're a band. Our first time

at Schraider's as a band.

That's so awesome

it makes me feel all funny.

Me too.

-Like an awesome stud.

Awesome, man!

Just to be clear:

l do the talking on stage.

Sure.

l'll just spew it out.

-Awesome.

One show, just spewed out?

Yeah, exactly.

Our first gig!

l can't believe it!

Awesome, man!

On drums is Flo the Machine,

long-time drummer of Cultural Kill,

who's even played in Holland.

Singer Sid Beamish

won big with his texts at last year's

No Lyrics Festival in Detmold.

All in all it's clear

that F*** of Tomorrow...

... is the...

... the hottest...

... punk-rock...

... that ever...

Hi.

l'm throwing a birthday party

on Saturday. lf you want...

We have a show next Saturday.

You play music?

What instrument do you play?

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