Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Page #3

right, here we go! Here we go!

OK. Two more! Two more. How much is it?

Have you seen enough, Mrs. Knudsen?

That money was supposed to go toward an

operation for his grandmother!

Here we go! Ha ha haa!

He's a confidence man. A trickster.

Will Madame sign the complaint?

Gladly.

I'm telling you, I didn't steal any

money from her! She gave it to me.

But, she filed this complaint against you.

She caught me with another woman.

C'mon. You're French, you understand that!

To be with another

woman, that is French.

To be caught, that is American.

God! All right, what am I gonna

do? How am I gonna get out of here?

It's very difficult.

The charge is a serious one and

you are a vagrant, an unknown.

Listen, I'm not a vagrant!

This is my point!

I know somebody here. I met

him on a train. His name is...

His name is... James... No.

His name is... James Josephson.

Oh, no, no!

James Lawrence. Lawrence! Lawrence!

Lawrence...

Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fings.

Forest Lawrenceton.

La... Lars. Lars!

Lawrence. Lawrence Lacko...

Lawrence...

His name is James Jessenden.

Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Jesterton.

Lawrence Jesterton.

- Lawrence Jamieson?

- Yes!

Yes! Yes! We're like this!

Freddy. This is really very serious.

They don't treat gigolos

lightly in France.

What do you mean?

Until 75 years ago, they

were still castrating them.

Don't say that word!

- What do they do now?

- Well, that depends who the judge is.

- Inspecteur, qui est Le juge?

- Reynoux.

Oh. Judge Reynoux.

Good luck, Freddy.

No, you can't go. You gotta stay.

You gotta help me.

- Do you have any money?

- Yeah, I got about 12... 900 dollars.

No, no, no. I know this chap.

He'll want at least 5,000.

5,000? I don't have 5,000!

- Can you get it?

- I have... I have it at home.

I... I could fly home and

could mail him a check. I promise.

OK.

- Inspecteur!

- Oui?

Est-il possible...

Non! Non, non, pas possible! Crtin!

Freddy.

He says you can go... Ah-ah-ah!

He's got to have the rest

of the money within 48 hours

or he'll submit your

name to Interpol and

you'll never be able to

travel in Europe again.

That's fine, that's fine.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Lawrence Jamieson.

You know, I'm pretty

good at sizing people up,

and I think you are one terrific guy.

I suppose I get pleasure from

helping people like you out.

- I see you know His Highness.

- Who?

- The Prince.

- The Prince?

I saw him shake your hand

and pat you on the back.

No kidding!

- And you are?

- Fanny Eubanks.

Fanny Eubanks? Of Omaha?

- Of Omaha?

- You don't have to cover up with me.

It may be my money that's

financing your mission.

You're financing my mission?

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