Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

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I'd love to stick around with you losers,

but I got to forward this to everyone I know.

(CACKLES)

(SIGHS)

It gets worse! Now I'm a meme!

ROWLEY:
"Diaper Hands Dunks."

- That's pretty funny.

- You're not seeing the big picture.

If I don't do something soon,

I'm gonna be branded

as "Diaper Hands" for life.

Or maybe even longer.

(CAWING)

Hey.

Why don't we watch the latest

Mac Digby video?

Just please don't tell my parents.

MAC DIGBY:
What up?

Today I'm playing Mushroom Makoto.

This game's Japanese,

mental and, yes, I'm a...

What the what? Mushroom in a kitchen?

Boom! You got shroomed!

Dat's how Digby do it!

"Dat's how Digby do it." Classic.

Mac's the best.

If I was in a video with him,

I'm pretty sure everyone would

just forget about "Diaper Hands."

You know what?

I'm gonna write Mac and ask if there's

any way I can be in one of his videos.

It can't hurt, right?

GREG (NARRATING): Mom really hates Mac Digby.

But Mac figured out

how to get rich and famous

just from playing video games.

- (COMPUTER CHIMES)

- No way. Mac replied already.

It says:
"Thanks for the email, Greg."

He used my name.

"I'm going to be at Player Expo this weekend

"in Indianapolis from 12:00 to 2:00

hanging out, mashing buttons

and making gamer history."

Hey, maybe you'll be

in my next YouTube video."

This is the greatest day of my life.

No one will remember Diaper Hands

when I'm in a Mac Digby video.

I'm going to be "Greg Famous."

GIRL:
Greg Heffley. Oh, my God.

(GIRLS OOHING)

But your mom says

Mac Digby is a bad influence.

I mean, do you really think she'll let you

go to Player Expo to be in a video with him?

(BIRD CAWING)

(CAT YOWLING)

You're right.

(SIGHS DEJECTEDLY)

There's no way.

Unless...

Player Expo's in Indianapolis this weekend.

And get this, Meemaw's party is in Indiana.

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