Detention Page #2

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Someone wired this with organic,

super-conduction Mimis--

-MagMimis-- Magnets.

-God.

Come on.

Toshiba, I mean, look at Clapton's.

It's got a clock-looking thing, okay?

I wanna pass this course.

Then do something. If I fail science,

I'm stuck with you next year...

...in the Remedial History

of the Jelly Bean.

-I love jelly beans.

-Slacker.

That's hilarious. What is it?

I don't know. It looks like a bong.

Well, Clapton...

...I'm wet.

I get it.

Listening to your loud music.

Tripping out to Fraggle Rock.

But the question is,

what does the future hold...

...for Clapton Davis?

Well, I am starting

my own music site.

It'll list new releases

and review albums...

...from bands

that nobody has heard of.

If they have, I'll dismiss them

with scathing comparisons...

...to avant-garde folk rockers.

Everything is graded on

a 1 00-point scale.

-No place for feedback.

-Excellent.

Readers can b*tch on their Twitters.

Good taste is not a democracy.

And this pays what, 1 3.5 a year?

Free Costello tickets.

Do you think that I am

teaching students out of love?

I'm not.

It's your senior year

and your GPA is....

It's a disgrace.

But I'd rather not see you

back here next fall.

Give me an excuse to graduate you.

Impress me.

Get an A. Save a small country.

Something.

Anything.

Otherwise, get expelled...

...with the lowest grades

in Grizzly Lake history.

Does Home Ec count?

Get your sh*t together, son.

I make 40 g's a year plus dental.

You may not have a Skittle.

Thanks, Mr. Kendall.

Princess?

-lone.

-Looks like Taylor's absent.

You'll be head cheerleader for

the Grizzly Lake Bear playoff game.

Don't do that.

You there!

-Riley.

-Sure you are, Crutches.

You'll have to be

the Grizzly Lake bear.

Mascot?

Wearing the bear suit is a privilege

enjoyed by a few. Put it on.

Time to get serious, dude.

-ls this real fur?

-That goes for you too.

-Don't you mess this up!

-I won't, Mr. Cooper.

You're as funny

as Bronson Pinchot.

Let me hear you growl!

Attack!

Typecast.

One and two! Feel it, whoo!

That's the spirit, lone.

I was wondering when Freedom

Williams would make a comeback!

-F in dodgeball too.

-You suck!

Road House?

Patrick Swayze didn't get Kelly Lynch

without ripping some throats first.

-I need to study if I'm gonna fight Billy.

-You can't be planning on fighting him.

Three o'clock, Clapton!

You're f***ing dead!

Well, I guess he still likes lone.

Never underestimate the appeal

of stupid, cute things.

The girl's a moron. But you don't--?

You don't have a thing for her, do you?

Sander, lone's an old soul trapped in

a very painfully hot cheerleader body.

She knows the "Fields of Gold" lyrics.

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