Delivery Man

Synopsis: David Wozniak is a man who is irresponsible and unreliable which doesn't exactly endear him to his family and his girlfriend. And when she tells him that she's pregnant, she tells him, she plans to do it on her own because she can't count on him. One day a lawyer shows up and talks to him about the fact that twenty years ago he was a sperm donor for about a year and his sperm was used to father over 500 children. And now over 100 of them want to know who he is but because he signed a confidentiality agreement, they can't be told who he is. So they are going to court to try to get the confidentiality set aside. His lawyer tells him that they can win this. But when the lawyer who saw him gives him info on the ones who want to see him, he takes a peek at one and decides to go see him and not tell him he's the father. He then goes out and checks out some of his other children and doesn't tell them who he is and connects with them. His lawyer tells him it could jeopardize their case, especi
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Ken Scott
Production: Walt Disney Pictures
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

I did.

And Mr. Bernstein takes

such great care of them.

Where have you been, David?

Emma, I'm sorry.

I was trying to pay back

some money that I owe.

I understand,

but why can't you call or text?

And why can't I come

to your apartment anymore?

I never said

you couldn't come to my place.

- Are you hiding something?

- Nothing.

You're sure you're not hiding

anything in your apartment.


I'm pregnant.

That's great.


- Emma...

- No.

You know what? I can...

I can do this on my own.

What do you mean, "on your own"?

I want a child, okay?

But I don't want a father

who just disappears

because he gets too busy.

You're unreliable.

I mean, you've got...

You've got money problems.

You basically don't have a life.

This is not a life.

- I have a life.

- You don't have a life.

People who have a life do not ring

pregnant women's doorbells

at 3:
00 in the morning.

I didn't know you were pregnant.

David, you would know.

If you just called me

every once in a while.

I guess...

I guess at first, for a second there,

I was in shock.

I mean, you know, it was a shock.

But then, you know, the...

That feeling of fear went away,

and I got this feeling

that this could be the most beautiful

thing that ever happened to me.

Stevie, no. Hey, Stevie, no!

Hey, it's 3:
00 in the morning.

Go back to bed. Go back to bed.

Back to bed. Not in the sandbox.

Hey, where are you going?

No, don't go in the sandbox.

Not in the sandbox!

You gotta talk Emma

into getting an abortion.

- What?

- You have to.

How could you say such a thing?

How can you say stuff like that

in front of your children?

My children know that

they're too old to be aborted.

I'm realizing that I might want a kid.

You are a free man.

You do not want kids.

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Ken Scott

Ken Scott (born 20 April 1947) is a British record producer and engineer widely known for being one of the five main engineers for The Beatles, as well as engineering Elton John, Pink Floyd, Procol Harum, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Duran Duran, The Jeff Beck Group and many more. As a producer, Scott is noted for his work with David Bowie (on Hunky Dory, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Aladdin Sane and Pinups), Supertramp (Crime of the Century and Crisis? What Crisis?), Devo, Kansas, The Tubes, Ronnie Montrose on Gamma 1, Level 42, among others. Scott was also very influential in the evolution of jazz rock, pioneering a harder rock sound through his work with Mahavishnu Orchestra (Birds of Fire, Visions of the Emerald Beyond and The Lost Trident Tapes), Stanley Clarke (Stanley Clarke, Journey to Love and School Days), Billy Cobham (Spectrum, Crosswinds, Total Eclipse and Shabazz), Dixie Dregs (What If and Night of the Living Dregs), and Jeff Beck (There and Back). Originally from South London, Scott resided in Los Angeles from 1976 to 2013, then relocated to Nashville. In 2016, Scott and his wife, Cheryl, moved to Hampsthwaite, North Yorkshire, in the UK. more…

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