Deconstructing Harry Page #2
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- 1997
- 96 min
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a blowj*b at|my father's funeral!
You stop right there!
Don't pull the trigger!
lf it makes you happy, my life's|been going badly.
l've been miserable. My girl|left me for a friend of mine.
lnsomnia. l've got herpes.
l squandered all l have|on shrinks...
and lawyers and whores.
Fatigue syndrome.
l won't stand up here on this|f***ing roof...
with aworld-class meshugana|c*nt and beg for my life...
lf you want, shoot me!|You interrupted me...
-Whose life were you exploiting today?|-You'll be happy.
lt was re-writing.
An autobiographical thing from|when l was first married.
Harvey Stern married too young...
to escape his parent's apartment,|arent-controlled cornucopia...
of guilt, and|sou-deadening criticism.
By day, he labored in a shoe store.
By night, he glowed intensely over|his Remington portable.
Are you coming to bed?
l'm in the middle of a sentence.
-l lost my thread.|-l feel rejected.
We never sleep together anymore.
l don't knowwhat it is.|l'm just not attracted to her.
-What does she do to put you off?|-lt's my fault, too.
l lie, telling her|l'm too wrapped up in work...
when l'm actually hyper-sexually|aroused. Just not for her.
Who for?
Anyone else.
Shehas a sister.|l'm dying to fuckher.
A doll, thicklips.
Her friend Jennifer?.|l dream of her.
l never cared about African|history but she's spellbinding.
The truth is,|l never see a woman..
that l dont wonder|what she's like in bed.
l met a great hooker!
A hooker?
Beautiful. From China.
Unbelievable body.
Schooled by tradition|in the art of pleasing men.
Fifty clams.
lsn't that cheating on your wife?
No. lt's not cheating.|She's a hooker.
lt's not like a love affair.
You don't feel for a professional|like you do for yourwife.
She comes over,|rubs on her oils...
Oils?
lnto the sack.|She takes you to the moon.
Lay half a C-note on her|she's history.
Where would you do it?
l couldn't have her|at my apartment.
You get a hotel room. lt's what|l do when the wife's home.
l don't have the dough.|Fifty's a lot in itself.
Maybe a friend'll let you use|his place.
You're always bitching about|your sex life.
l'm trying to help.
l tell her you|gave me the number?
Not my name!|Don't use your real name.
Of course. Not the real name.
You borrow a friend's apartment,|you use his name.
That way it'll be on the bell.
Good fortune smiled on Harvey.
One of his best friends,|Mendel Birnbaum, was hit by a car,
and hovered between life and death|at New York Hospital...
freeing up a great bachelor|apartment...
for Harvey's tryst.
Donning the otherman's robe...
Harvey became|the swinger Mendel Birnbaum...
and waited...
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