Death At A Funeral Page #3
You'll love it. All right, got to go. Bye.
Do you always open the door half naked?
Come on, Jeff, we're gonna be late.
All I got to do is just put some pants on.
And this is my house, so...
You all right, man?
- He's fine. He's just freaking out.
- Is he okay?
- A car almost ran into us, and I was yelling.
- And this guy just jumped right in our lane.
- I didn't see him.
- He did, he totally did.
- I'm sorry, baby, I...
- No, baby, it's fine. It's fine, okay?
You guys are funny.
Hey, what do you think?
- Yes, no?
- No.
- Go put on your pants, please.
- All right.
And make sure they're black, Jeffrey!
Okay, Mom.
- I'm so hungry.
- God, my heart is racing.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Oh, here. Take this one.
It'll calm you down. Jeff won't mind.
What do you mean, take one of those?
What is that?
It's Valium. I used to take it all the time.
It's gonna make you feel better, I promise.
- Valium, are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- You know, I shouldn't be taking
someone else's pills, right?
- No, it's okay.
- I got to drive and...
Babe, I'll drive. All right?
Just open wide. There we go. Take...
Let's do this.
- Oh, my keys.
- Jeff, you're wearing sneakers?
- They're black, Elaine.
- But they're sneakers, Jeff.
Is he gonna be any less dead
if I'm not wearing sneakers?
- Forget it. Let's just go. Can I just...
- No, I got it.
Okay.
- Come on, Jeff.
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
- We're waiting.
- Oh, shoot!
I still can't believe he's gone.
You can't understand death
until you've given life.
- Hey, Mama.
- Ryan, my baby!
Hey.
Mama, I know this is hard,
but it's gonna be okay,
and we're gonna get through it.
Oh, Ryan, you always know
exactly what to say, always!
I guess if people died every week,
we'd see you all the time.
- Hey, big bro. How you doing?
- Holding up.
- How was your flight, Ryan?
- It was okay.
But I had to buy the seat next to me.
I just can't do the small talk any more.
And while I'm sitting there, up in first class,
they march all the broke people through.
And a couple of them eyeballing me,
mad because I'm snacking on warm nuts.
So I'm like, "Take your broke,
no-nuts ass to the back of the plane."
Plus, there was tons of turbulence,
but I guess that's the thing
No matter how much you pay,
if the plane crashes, you still end up dead.
- End up dead!
- I'll make sure she's okay.
- Please.
- End up dead!
You always know just what to say.
My bad.
Hey. I love it when you come
to family functions, man.
Because Dad takes his pure hate out on you.
- Jeff.
- I'm joking. Oscar.
You okay?
Was there a dog in here just now?
- What?
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