Deadpool 2 Page #2
I mean, it's not like I have
a lot of strong role models
to draw off of for Todd.
Hey. Look at me.
You are not your father.
Besides...
I will never, ever
But here's the thing,
isn't that how it always works?
Like in Star Wars,
men are destined
and then have consensual sex
with their sister?
I think you missed
big, big chunks of that movie.
No, I'm pretty sure
Luke nailed her.
Baby, that's Empire.
The point is, kids...
they give us a chance
to be better than we are.
Better than we used to be.
You're a lot smarter
than I look.
I'm gonna go make dessert.
You get the strap-on.
Let's make a super baby.
Pretty sure it doesn't work
that way, but we can try.
What about Krystal?
But with a "K"?
It's too stripper-y.
Kevin with a "K"!
No, too stripper-y, too.
Uh, Earl!
He's gonna go straight to jail
if we name him Earl.
What about Bruce?
No.
Get down.
What?
Baby? Baby?
I'm okay.
Thank God I didn't have to use
Please.
Please. Please.
Baby, I'm so sorry.
No!
Papa, can you hear me?
Is it just me, or does
Do You Want to Build
a Snowman? from Frozen...
sound suspiciously like
Papa, Can You Hear Me?
From Yentl?
Papa, can you hear me?
And nobody f***ing realizes it.
Go home. You've been here
for three days, okay?
in a Civil War wound...
after it had become gangrenous.
They should've just
amputated it. Why sh*t in it?
Doesn't make any sense.
I love Frozen.
An ocean is water.
More importantly, I liked her.
George Michael was right.
I'm never
gonna dance again. F***!
He's dead, too.
Yeah. We still have Bowie.
I'm sorry.
Shot after shot,
it's not gonna change the fact
that I think you're...
Are you pissing? Are you
urinating right now?
You're making the face that
you make when you urinate.
- Is he pissing?
- I'm on it!
There you go, Dopinder.
If you want to be
a contract killer...
before you handle a gun.
Although I don't
quite understand
how they are at all similar.
Well, they both have handles.
Now, leave me.
Go home, Wade.
I don't have a home,
Weas, you know. I got a...
F***! Okay, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You know what "fine"
stands for, Wade?
F***ed up, insecure,
needy, and emotional.
According to the...
- Kubler-Ross.
- Yeah.
According to
the Kubler-Ross model...
denial is just one of
the five stages of grief.
Jesus Christ, Buck!
No more speaking lines for you.
"I'm thinking it over!"
Motherfuck!
F***!
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