Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe Page #2

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at home to pick up the phone and call the number that will appear at the

bottom of their screen. And sure it caters

to the male, 18 to 35 year old

demographic but that's neither

here nor there. There is nothing

pornographic about it... All right? Sorry dude. Hey Christy...

can you... lube those tits up a little

bit for me please? Sure Ricky. Thanks, you're the best. Besides, the money's

not nearly as good. Whatever you say, dude. Don't judge. Christy...you ready

to make some magic? Ricky, what's my motivation? Motivation? I don't know. Like, why am I doing

what I'm doing? Yeah, I'm aware of what

motivation means, thanks. The phone isn't

even plugged in. Aren't people going to notice? You're right, dude. This is hard work. F*** you. Annnnnnd ACTION! [cell phone rings] (mouthing)

Sorry. Sorry. Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hey Marlene. Is she coming? Good to hear from you too. I'm doing fine

thanks for asking. I'm sorry Marlene. How are you? Well,yesterday in

Yoga, there was-- Is she coming? Well, it just so

happen you're in luck. I was able to convince

your lovely ex-fiance to join us on your

little camping trip. [mouthing words] Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm staring at her right now. Does she look pretty? You know she does. How did you manage

to get her to come? Well, let's just say

that I have my ways. Thank you so much. Marlene...

I owe you. I owe you. No. No, you really don't. No, I really appreciate... Hello? Hello? [giggling] [] I don't understand how you

could be so mean to Jason. Renee? Jesus, you scared me. When you called you said something

about weird dreams that you were having. Nightmares. The same ones over

and over again. For how long? Well... Ever since I've

been coming here. Please, describe

your dream. Well... I'm strapped to a table

and there are these weird... Things. I can't really explain it. But they're watching me. And they're doing

these tests on me. What kind of tests? Sounds like an

S&M dream to me. That's hot. It felt so real. Is there anything else you can

remember about your dream? Any details about

your surroundings? Anything at all... No. I'm sorry... What do you

suppose it means? Why is it

happening to me? Renee, when you first

came into this store, I could see there was

something special about you. You're in touch

with an energy, a spirituality

if you will.. I don't know how

to say this... But there are some

people, like you, who are windows to the

infinite possibilities. And there are others... ...who are more like doors. Thick and wooden doors. Do you think I'm tapped

into another world? Maybe. Or it could be nothing

more than a dream. But it seemed so real. I did say that the dark arts

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