Daria: Is It Fall Yet? Page #2

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Wow! I mean, wow, what a funny joke.

Daria, I'm serious. I'm not going to let you sit around the house all summer.

Fine. I'll lie around the house all summer.

Quinn, what are your plans for the summer?

All right, I admit it! My P-STAT scores were a little low.

What?

Sandi said we have plenty of time to catch up next year.

What about all the new things you'll have to learn then?

Yeah. The second half of the alphabet is even harder than the first.

Oh, great. So you think I should get a tutor, too. Aren't there, like, any TV

shows I can watch?

Good idea. You wouldn't want to flunk the essay section on Matlock.

Ha! Matlock.

Well, if you don't want a tutor, then...

Fine! A tutor it is.

Just make it out to me -- Brittany!

Gee... thanks for clearing that up.

You're welcome! What are you guys doing this summer?

Two internships, volunteer community service, a part-time job and, in my spare

time, golf lessons.

Wow! What about you, Mack Daddy?

Driving an ice-cream truck.

That's not very prestidigitatious.

Thanks for pointing that out.

You're welcome.

Mack owes his father some money and I think it's very conscientious of him to

take that job and pay him back.

Yeah. He gets the money, I get the humiliation.

Mack, it'll be fine.

Wait... isn't golf for old people who dress funny?

Yeah -- my parents. They're trying to get into Winged Tree Country Club and they

want me to learn how to play.

Hey, do you get to wear one of those little hats and ring that bell that goes

ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling? A-ling?

So I told my parents, all right, I'll go with you on your little trip to

Bermuda, but don't expect me to take part in any family luaus.

But isn't it Hawaii where they do luaus?

Gee, Quinn, that's exactly what my mother said. Maybe you should go with them.

What are you doing this summer, Quinn?

Oh, nothing special. See some movies, catch up on my dating... get a tutor.

A tutor?

Oh, Quinn, I'm so sorry.

Really...

I know. It's terrible. But my mother's making me. Um, you guys will keep it to

yourselves, won't you?

Of course.

You can trust us.

You have our word...

You guys are the best!

I think we should talk.

Okay. We are now talking.

About the Tom thing.

That I don't want to talk about.

If you're still upset about it, we should deal with it now. Especially since we

won't be seeing each other all summer.

You don't get it, do you? I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to think

about it. I told you, I'm not mad at you about Tom. Now let it freaking go, okay?

Can I at least take you out for a good-luck pizza before you leave for your big

art adventure?

Daria, I said let it go.

Jake, put the paper down. That boy Daria's been dating is on his way over.

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