Dao shi xia shan

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2015
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- (ALL GASP)

- (STOPS CRYING)

(LAUGHS)

(HE ANXIA VOCALIZING)

(HISSES)

(BOY CRIES)

Master,

that scalpel of yours

sure cuts open those wallets!

(LAUGHS)

You helped, too.

(CLICKS TONGUE)

Teach me your skills.

I'll be like a son to you both.

Okay.

Half the money goes into a satchel.

We'll go see my brother.

Okay.

(CROWING)

Wow, Dr. Tsui himself.

I do home delivery, you know.

I hate putting you out like this.

I wanted to see how you are.

That's it?

Count it.

If you're not buying, why the cash?

You think I'm a charity case?

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

It's a foreign game.

Give it a try.

I don't know how.

Oh, come on.

- (LAUGHS)

- Daorong, show me some respect.

Come to play big brother, then?

Fine. I'll take it.

Here's your aphrodisiac.

We're square.

(SIGHS) Why talk to me like that?

We're brothers.

What's mine is yours.

Work harder, you'll do well.

Why be a slave to work?

No point to life if you can't have fun.

By the way,

business is bad, so I sold the shop.

You what?

For a gem once owned by an emperor.

Now I feel like an emperor myself.

Our ancestral home?

Without asking me?

You gave up monkhood for a woman.

Who'd you ask?

Hey, hold on.

My darts.

Master.

Master, are you okay?

Maybe Daorong is right.

Hard work gets you nowhere.

I'll tell you a secret.

I was once like you.

A monk in a mountain temple.

I was seeking immortality,

but all I thought about was sex.

Nature was all birds and bees to me.

It made me crazy.

Without her,

what was the point of immortality?

"Alone amidst falling petals,

"swallows flying two by two."

I would trade 1,000 years of life

for one night of joy.

(SNICKERS)

What's so funny?

What do you know about sex?

It's like leaping off a cliff.

(LAUGHS)

True.

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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