Dangerous When Wet Page #2
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I was tired, run-down, irritable.
- After only one bottle...
- Just as I thought, muscle-bound.
I thought so too.
And now we come
to our big amateur contest.
All right, step up,
talented citizens of Arkansas.
The winner will receive, free,
a case of this wonderful elixir...
...Colonel Cassius Carver's Liquapep.
- Hello.
Who'll be the first contestant?
Step right up. Come on.
Come on, folks, step up.
Don't be bashful.
Hey, it's Suzie Higgins.
Oh, Miss Suzie Higgins.
Take it, kids.
I got all this stuff, Ma.
We can go home now.
- Where's Suzie?
- Up there.
My ma asked me and I told Ma
I like men
They don't have to look like Pa
But I like men
Since my birthday is coming due
I wouldn't dream of telling you
But in case you go shopping
Through the five-and-ten
Tell the lady at the counter I like men
Though my marmalade takes the prize
I like men
There ain't no flies in my mince pies
But I like men
I told Pa when I graduate
Don't want a bike or roller skates
Told him to line me up on dates
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
- Pretty cute, huh?
- My sister.
Well, what do you know?
For cousin Ebenezer
A funny-looking geezer
I'm powderin' my beezer
When he comes to call
My neighbor, name of Hiram
I'm tryin' to inspire 'im
With my folderol
Must be tetched in the head
'Cause I'd really rather drop dead
I can't explain it clearly
I reckon that it's merely
Mother Nature
Some gals say they like fancy clothes
I like men
Nylon hose and great big bows
But I like men
At the crack of dawn I'll be found
Milking the cows or tilling ground
But at night when I ain't around
The old pigpen
I like to do the things I like to do
And I like 'em
Big and ugly, small and snugly
Round and fat and dark and Latin
Strong and thrillin', weak and willin'
Tough and tender, I surrender
I like men
Well, folks, I guess...
I guess we all agree...
...that Suzie Higgins
and the boys win hands down.
Well, congratulations.
Get your prize.
Oh, the case is kind of heavy.
I'll bring it over tonight, myself, personally.
- Thank you. We'll leave the porch light on.
- Swell.
We will not. It attracts bugs.
So you see, this job
with Liquapep is only temporary.
I took it as a favor to Colonel Carver.
He's an old family friend.
Actually, I'm a promoter.
- This I've noticed.
- It's a...
It's a fascinating game, promotion.
Not everybody's got the brains for it.
But let's... Let's talk about you, honey.
- You married?
- No.
- You engaged?
- No.
- You going steady?
- No.
Well, do you think you could go
for a fellow like me?
No.
Well, I look better in the dark.
- Do you mind if I turn off the light?
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