Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island

Synopsis: Daffy Duck and Speedy Gonzales find a treasure map that leads them to a wishing well, which for a penny will grant any wish (through old cartoon footage). Daffy sets up a resort around the well and various Looney Tunes characters have their dreams come true. Meanwhile, Yosemite Sam and the Tasmanian Devil hunt for the varmints who stole their treasure map!
Director(s): Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones, Robert McKimson, Phil Monroe (co-director)
Production: Warner Bros.
 
IMDB:
7.0
G
Year:
1983
78 min
480 Views


1

LOOK, BOSS.

DE PLANE! DE PLANE!

COCONUT SALAD.

PUREE OF COCONUT.

COCONUT SOUP.

MIXED COCONUT.

AND PRIME COCONUT ROAST.

HEY, BOSS,

YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.

YOU FORGETTING:

THE DESSERT.

OH, I HATE COCONUTS!

I CAN'T STAND COCONUTS!

WE'VE BEEN ON THIS ISLAND

FOR MONTHS.

THERE'S NOTHING ON I BUT A COCONUT TREE.

I'LL GO NUTS

IF I'M ON THIS PLACE

ANOTHER MINUTE!

HEY, BOSS.

IT'S A MINUTE ALREADY.

IT IS? WOW!

OOH HO HO HO!

OOH HEE HEE HEE!

HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO!

HOO HOO! HOO HOO HOO!

HOO! HOO HOO HOO! HOO!

[PANTING]

[BOOM BOOM BOOM]

LOOK, DAFFY.

TWO SHEEPS.

TWO SHEEPS!

WE ARE SAVED!

WE ARE SAVED!

TWO SHEEPS?

TWO SHEEPS?

[SMACKING LIPS]

GOODY! GOODY! GOODY!

NOW WE CAN HAVE LAMB CHOPS.

OH, BOY! LEG OF LAMB!

MMM! MMM! MMM!

[GULPS]

NO, IT'S SHEEPS!

IT'S SHEEPS!

LIKE ON THE WATER.

SHEEPS!

[CANNONS FIRE]

WE'RE SAVED!

WE'RE SAVED!

SHIP AHOY!

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

HEY, SHEEPS!

HERE WE ARE!

HERE WE ARE!

EE-HA! EE-HA!

EE-HA! EE-HA!

SHIPS AHOY THERE!

OVER HERE!

LOOK! OVER HERE

ON THE BEACH.

SHIP AHOY!

SURRENDER!

AHOY THERE!

SURRENDER, RABBIT!

I'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED

ONE TO ONE!

SURRENDER? NEVER HEARD

OF THE WORD.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY

TO TAKE THE SHIP.

[BOOM]

NOW, HE SHOULD

KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.

[BOOM]

BLAST YOU, RABBIT!

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.

LOOK THIS WAY,

ON THE BEACH!

AHOY! AHOY!

WHAT'S THE MATTER

WITH YOU GUYS--

YOU BLIND?

THIS WAY!

AHOY THERE!

COME ON, YOU GUYS,

STOP HORSING AROUND

AND RESCUE US!

PREPARE TO DEFEND

YOURSELF, RABBIT,

'CAUSE I'M A-BOARDING

YOUR SHIP.

CHARGE!

RETREAT!

[SHOUTING

IN SPANISH]

S-E-S!

S-E-S!

THAT'S S-O-S,

YOU JERK.

O.K., S-O-S,

WHATEVER.

S-O-S! S-O-S!

[CLICK CLICK]

AVAST, YOU BAD-TEMPERED,

SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT!

GET ON DECK:

AND LOAD THIS CANNON!

[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]

ARRGHH!

CUT OUT THE ARMY TALK.

WE'RE IN THE NAVY.

[SPUTTERING AND GRUNTING]

SET HER DOWN.

SET HER DOWN HERE.

[BOOM]

OOH!

I'LL SHIVER HIS TIMBERS,

AND I'LL BATTEN

HIS HATCH:

AND KEELHAUL HIS SCUPPERS.

NOW, YOU LONG-EARED CRITTER,

I'M A-GONNA

MAKE YOU PAY--

OH, NO!

YOU DOGGONE IDIOT GALOOT!

YOU'LL BLOW THE SHIP

TO SMITHEREENIES.

AND IF YOU DOES THA ONCE MORE,

I AIN'T A-GOING

AFTER IT.

[HUMMING AND MUTTERING]

OH, NO!

HEY, LOOK, BOSS.

ONE SHIP,

SHE BLOW HIS TOP.

IT'S THE FALLOUT!

SCRAM!

HEY!

OOF! OOH!

WATCH YOURSELF.

YOU'RE LIABLE

TO GET SQUASHED.

HOLY FRIJOLES.

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

YOU SQUASHED, BOSS?

METHINKS I'VE FOUND

A MAP.

IT'S A TREASURE MAP.

OH, DAME FORTUNE

SLUGGED ME.

I'M RICH!

MMM...[KISS]

I'M WEALTHY!

HOO HEE!

HOO HOO HOO!

I'M FABULOUSLY

WELL HEELED.

HOO HOO HOO!

I'M COMFORTABLY

WELL OFF.

HOO HOO! HA HA!

NO MORE COCONUTS.

MRS. MALLARD'S

LITTLE BOY:

IS NOW A RICH DUCK.

HO HO! HOO!

I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL

CAPITALIST.

OH, BOY. BOSS,

WE GOING TO FIND

TREASURE?

WE'LL FIND THAT TREASURE

IF YOU'VE GOT TO DIG UP

THIS WHOLE ISLAND.

LET'S GET STARTED.

HOW COME:

I ALWAYS GET STUCK

ON THE END OF THE SHOVEL

WITH NO GOLD ON IT?

[ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOA PLAYS]

RACKIN'-FRACKIN' RABBIT.

I'D LIKE TO STRETCH HIM

ON A RACKIN'-BRACKIN'-

FRACKIN' RACK.

ROW FASTER,

YOU SNAGGLE-TOOTHED VARMINT,

OR I'LL BATTEN DOWN

YOUR BARNACLES.

[ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOA PLAYED AT FAST TEMPO]

SLOW DOWN, YOU SWAB!

YOU'RE GOING

TO CAPSIZE US!

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!

SLOW DOWN!

ARRGH.

PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY!

OHH, JUST FOR THAT,

I'M A-GONNA

SLICE YOUR HAWSER.

[SPUTTERING]

ARRGH.

[CREAK]

GREAT THUNDERATION!

MY TREASURE MAP'S GONE!

SOME SNEAKIN' SWAB'S

RUN OFF WITH:

MY TREASURE MAP.

OOH, I'LL KEELHAUL

THE SWAB THAT DONE IT.

OH, WHAT BE THIS?

AHA!

LOOKS LIKE THE ONE

WHO'S DONE I IS WEARING BLACK FEATHERS.

COME ON, YOU MANGY

WHARF RAT.

I GOT ME A CLUE.

LET'S SEE, NOW.

THIS MAP SAYS TURN LEF AT THE SWAMP.

I DON'T SEE ANY SWAMP.

PERHAPS THIS SIGN

WILL HELP.

"DANGER...

"QUICK...SAND...

SWAMP"!

WELL, DON'T JUS STAND THERE.

TURN LEFT!

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

THERE'S FEATHER-BEARING

CRITTERS IN THAR.

NOW, GET IN THERE

AND SEE IF THOSE CRITTERS

ARE WEARING:

BLACK FEATHERS.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

[CHICKENS SCREECHING]

[SPUTTERING

AND GRUNTING]

OH, YOU STUPID SWAB.

THERE AIN' A BLACK FEATHER AMONG THEM,

AND YOU MAY LAY TO THAT.

[SPUTTERING]

I KEEPS TELLING YOU,

CUT OUT THAT ARMY TALK.

WE'RE IN THE NAVY.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,

THE TREASURE'S

GOT TO BE BURIED

SOMEWHERE:

AMONG THESE ROCKS.

THESE ROCKS?

YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

THERE'S A BIG BLACK "X"

MARKING THE SPOT.

I FIND HIM.

EE-HA! EE-HA!

iARRIBA, ARRIBA!

iANDALE, ANDALE!

I DON'T SEE

NO CROSS, BOSS,

ONLY A BEAT-UP

OLD WELL.

THE LAST THING:

IN THE WORLD I NEED

IS A STUPID WELL.

I'M NOT THIRSTY,

I'M HUNGRY.

ME, TOO, BOSS.

I WISH I HAD:

SOME CHEESE.

[BOOMING VOICE]

I AM THE SPIRI OF THE WISHING WELL.

I DO MY BEST TO PLEASE.

THE WISH YOU MADE

I GRANT YOU,

SO HERE'S A HUNK OF CHEESE.

HEY, THAT SPIRI FROM THE WELL--

HE GIVE:

PRETTY GOOD SERVICE.

STAND ASIDE, RODENT.

LET ME AT THAT WELL.

LISTEN, WELL.

IF YOU CAN WHOMP UP

CHEESE FOR A MOUSE,

SURELY:

YOU CAN TURN ME:

INTO A SUPERDUCK

SO I CAN FLY OFF

THIS STUPID ISLAND.

YOUR FONDEST WISH,

YOUR FONDEST DREAM,

I'LL MAKE YOU

SUPERDUCK SUPREME.

THIS STRANGE BEING

FROM ANOTHER PLANET IS...

FASTER THAN A BULLET...

MORE POWERFUL THAN

A SPEEDING LOCOMOTIVE...

ABLE TO LEAP:

THE TALLEST BUILDINGS.

HEH HEH.

HEH HEH HEH.

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