Critters 2 Page #2

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Don't want to?

I don't know.

On Earth, I was

just a big nobody.

I had one friend...

and he was

just a kid.

- Brad.

- Yeah.

Hey, hey, uh...

you wouldn't just leave me

on Earth, would you?

Charlie bounty hunter.

Yeah...

yeah, Charlie

bounty hunter.

You guys are okay,

you know that?

# At the Hungry Heifer #

# We won't give you

a bum steer. #

How about some buffalo chips

or a Moo shake?

We've got a two-for-one

Easter special.

No, thanks.

Wesley.

What are you doing here?

Let's have us

a beer.

Don't you get it?

Let's just say

I'm not the Van Halen type.

All right!

I hate elevator

music too.

Look...

what other choice

you got?

Wesley, I've got to go

to work! Leave me alone!

Leave her alone.

Just, you know...

cool it, okay?

Well, looky here.

Little Bradley Brown.

I haven't seen you

in a long time, peewee.

How's your little

space monsters?

I don't want to start

any trouble, okay, Wesley?

Did you hear that?

The little mouse

don't want any trouble.

Well, that's too bad.

I'm warning you,

I've been taking karate.

I don't want anyone

getting hurt,

so just keep

your distance.

Somebody call the sheriff!

Shouldn't have

come back, a**hole!

Nobody wants you here!

Thanks for

the getaway. I'm...

Bradley Brown.

Do I know you?

Did we go to school together?

You used to throw cherry bombs

in the trash cans.

Are you a senior?

Yup.

- What?

- Ponytail and braces.

- And zits.

- You're Megan Morgan?!

Does your dad still run

the newspaper?

I'm a reporter there.

Really?!

Kinda like a "Jimmy Olsen"

with breasts.

Chili, chow!

Well, sh*t.

I reckon you'll come back

when you get hungry.

But I'm going home.

Mr. Quigley? Len?!

Are you here?

Nana, it's scary

in here.

It's okay, hon.

Nothing here

can hurt you.

Especially no dead frog.

- Don't touch that!

- I didn't hurt it!

Never mind that, Len.

Where are those Easter eggs

you called me about?

Oh, they're

in the back.

Where on Earth

did you get these, Len?!

They're from Europe.

What are you

asking for these?

Uh...

That's not what you'd ask

the church, now, is it?

Oh, of course not.

Of course not!

I'll give you $20

for the stack.

You can have

half for $25.

- 20.

- For half.

These really are

special, aren't they?

Yeah, really.

- How long are you in town?

- Just through Easter vacation.

- Where do you guys live now?

- Up in Kansas City.

KC, K or KC, MO?

This isn't for

"The Gazette," is it?

I'm thinking of going to college

there next year, okay?

Sorry, I just get nervous

with reporters and stuff.

'Cause of all that talk

about those...

space monsters

a couple years ago?

No such thing

as any "space monsters."

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