Cougar Club Page #2

In any case, I am very grateful

to you, Mr. Birnbaum,

and I look forward to working

for you and learning a great deal.

- ( Edith moaning )

- What can I say?

- I'm a very lucky man.

- ( wood groans )

- ( screams )

- ( all gasp )

- Amanda:
Eww.

- ( murmuring )

- Woman:
Oh my God.

- Man:
Busted.

Uh...

- Sorry.

- ( clamoring )

( pants )

- Well...

- You okay?

...I don't think I ever actually begged

a man before today.

Well, what did Mr. Birnbaum say?

( choked )

I'm sorry, Spence, but, uh...

he will no longer require

your services at his firm.

( sighs )

What about me?

Would he require my services?

( yelling )

Dad! Dad.

- ( Mrs. Holmes sighs )

- ( grunts )

You know what, Dad?

It's okay, I got accepted into Baker.

- Maybe I should--

- Mr. Holmes:
Nonsense!

No one's heard of Baker!

We are gonna solve this one.

- Mm-hmm.

- There's a man at the club.

- Oh.

- Barry Stack is his name.

- He's an 18-holer, fine man.

- Uh-huh. Oh... Oh!

A Yalie and he's head

of the biggest divorce firm in LA.

- See?

- Not as connected as Birnbaum,

but that's okay.

I'll make a call on your behalf.

- Spence:
Thanks, Dad.

- Yeah.

What about Marshall?

Well, he's practically family, Fred.

And I'm sure he's very sorry

for what happened, aren't you, dear?

Yes, I am. I really--

I truly am, ma'am-- Mom.

Come on, Dad.

Give him another chance.

- Fine.

- Spence:
Yes.

- Oh.

- Fine fine fine. If he screws this up,

- he's our punter this month.

- No problem.

And for you, son, I would be

disappointed beyond repair.

- ( stomach rumbling )

- ( burping )

- Spence:
Dad.

- Oh!

Excuse me.

- Yes, sir.

- Oh...

( woman giggles )

( sighs )

I'll try Mr. Stack again, all right?

Oh, nice.

Oh... nice.

Beautiful.

Good. Good good good.

Woman over intercom:

Mr. Stack, your interview is here.

I'm coming.

- He'll be right out.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

You look so...

refreshing today.

And the flower

is a very sweet touch.

You look lovely.

Stop.

( grunts )

Oh!

You're so f***ing good-looking.

( grunts )

Ahh.

( snorting )

- What was that?

- I don't know.

- ( club thunks )

- ( metal clangs )

- ( woman screams )

- ( panting )

Why the hell are you two

just sitting there?

Us?

- Did you pass the bar yet?

- Haven't been to law school yet, sir.

"Oh, we haven't been

to law school yet, sir."

So you're just

a couple of sh*t turds.

- Excuse me?

- Yes, sir, we are.

- Do you sh*t turds wanna work here?

- Both:
Yes, sir.

Well, then, why am l...

Iooking for my ball

and you're just sitting in there?!

And you!

Those plants--

they need dusting.

- Plants?

- Uh, dusting?

Good. Good good good.

You're hired, you're hired,

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