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The third choice...

Oh.

I mean, where do you want me to start?

They want to be on the front cover naked.

But I'm optimistic.

I have my wedding planners

coming in soon, and...

Heron and Hough,

and they seem absolutely dynamic.

Push a bit from the other side.

That's it. You all right?

Come in, come in.

- Hi!

- Hello.

This is my partner.

- Heron and Hough.

- Your dreams are enough.

I think this is going to be

the most extraordinary,

theatrical, wedding love celebration.

- Three-ring circus.

- A three-ring circus of love.

We're going to be right at its center.

Don't show them that.

Come away, don't show them that.

- This...

- No, stop it.

This is our award wall.

- You shouldn't show them that, Archie.

- I know, but...

Don't show them that one, or that one.

We're not clear on budget, are we?

But the great thing is,

it's a big magazine.

So I think we're safely assuming

there will be some money to spend.

Just a little bit.

So we've already started. We haven't

met the couples, but we have a load of ideas

- that we wanted to kind of spring on them.

- And I think one's first instinct is the best.

- Black and silver sparkle.

- Oh, lovely. Good choice.

Also we're up against time.

We would often plan a wedding

over 9, 12, 18 months,

and we have three months

to plan three weddings.

- Which we're up for.

- Mad as cheese, the pair of us. As cheese.

What we give people is a huge part

of ourselves. It's our wedding, on the day.

- We have not lost one yet.

- No.

There is nobody who has been married

at a wedding we have organized

who is not still together.

Oh, come on, don't serve so hard to her.

- What do you mean, don't serve so hard?

- You're a man...

Are you here? Are you in the room?

- Do it again.

- Do what again? Serve, so you can miss it?

Jesus is, uh...

exceptionally,

an exceptionally mediocre coach.

Oh, well, my name is Jesus

and I'm from Spain. Um...

Yup.

That's the difficulties of my name,

cos it's also called "Jesus".

I mean, if anyone goes around

calling himself "Jesus", frankly it's a bit sad.

There must be a deep well

of insecurity in there.

I will hurt if they getting married,

because I think

he is not the appropriate man for her.

Yeah, that's character.

I mean, she needs more love,

she needs more smiling,

and she needs a little bit more of sweetness.

- Back.

- It's really helping.

And front.

- Don't stop. I think this is good.

- What's good?

- Just wait. Keep going.

- You tired?

- No, I'm not... I'm not ti-red.

- You can sit down, yeah?

- Just for the...

- If anything, I'm "tired".

- Positive.

- Sorry.

Just for the opening, I was feeling something.

Take my hand.

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