Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Page #3
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- Year:
- 2013
- 70 min
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that you're the face of the operation?
I assume he's like
eating a pastrami sandwich:
"Hey, Sethy,"
yeah, I added nine
dick jokes on page four.
And I was thinking that the guys are
friends and then they're not friends
and then at the end of the movie
they're friends again.
"And also they should smoke
a lot of ganja, Sethy."
We got a lot of jews
on stage here tonight.
You know, people say
that jews control the media.
And we do. And you know why?
'Cause we're really good at it.
I've never heard anyone say, "why are
all those black dudes in the n.b. A?"
Because they're better
at dunking, just like jews
my jew writers come up with.
Lisa lampanelli's here!
(Scattered cheers)
Oh, I'm sorry,
that's Jeff ross.
Andy Samberg is here!
Or as I like to call him:
Better-looking more-successful me.
Jonah Hill. You know, a lot
on your weight tonight, Jonah, but not
enough people are gonna talk about
what an a**hole you've become.
But we're here tonight
the man who made
James always has that look of,
"oh man, how did this perfect
amount of facial hair"
end up on my face?
You know, I'm from palo alto,
from california,
"yet no one questions why I talk
like I'm from 1940s brooklyn."
James Franco is truly
our generation's James dean.
James dean of course
died at the tender age of 24,
sparing himself
the embarrassment
of jealous jew monsters.
James, honestly, what happened
with you and anne hathaway?
Did you bone her out?
You know what?
You're a gentleman,
you don't have to answer that.
Just squint once if yes.
Quick reminder that
if at any point tonight
James fully opens his eyes, there
will be six more weeks of summer.
But in all seriousness, James,
I admire your work ethic.
I think you're... (mumbles)
I'm just here to get
slightly more famous.
And remember,
it's just 'cause they're doing an
impression of James Franco at the oscars.
Thank you, guys. Enjoy the
rest of your night. That's it.
All right, I have to admit
I'm a little jealous
of our next roaster.
He's gotten to work with guys
like quentin tarantino,
martin scorsese, brad pitt.
with self-important a**holes
like Jonah Hill.
(applause)
Hi, guys, James.
How's it going?
for my buddy James.
I just don't know why
because there's
nothing really anyone
can make fun of me for.
I guess,
these guys are gonna
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