Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

Synopsis: It's James Franco's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast.
Genre: Comedy
70 min

Are you reading my books?

- Oh.

- Stop it! Stop learning for one second!

- Okay.

- James Franco.

This guy ain't so bad.

God, I've missed you so!

James Franco didn't suck

any dick last night.

Now I know y'all are tripping.

- I...

- All right!

- Wanna be...

- Look at me.

- Just like...

- Cool, man!

- James Franco...

- Eff you.

- Eff me? Eff you.

- Eff you!

- Eff you, man.

- Eff you, mother-effer.

- Brass monkey...

- Gimme some love.

That funky monkey,

brass monkey

I'm just marking my territory.

- That funky monkey...

- The artist known as Franco

won't mind that you trashed

his masterpiece.

Your mama's p*ssy was the canvas,

your dad's dick was the paintbrush.

Boom, you're the art!

Thanks, James Franco.

Why don't we do a sequel

to "pineapple express"?

You guys want to buy some chronic?

Smell it!

Like god's vagina.

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got $20 in my pocket

This is f***ing awesome...

we do it gangsta! Gangsta!

I'm from a different

planet, y'all!

And I just transported y'all

out to f***ing space, y'all!


that's a cold-ass honky.

Would you ever consider

hosting the oscars?

- I did that.

- So would you ever consider

hosting it, properly?

I'm the actor

James Franco, damn it!

And I'm in love with

a japanese body pillow!

I've been looking

in a new direction...

- Avenge me!

- No!

I wanna laugh

and I wanna cry

I wanna spit

but my mouth's too dry

I wanna run but I'm scared

'cause my legs don't go...

Ow, help!

Help! Help!


The first guy that I ever sold

to that I became friends with.


Best f***ing friends

forever, man.

- In a new direction.

- Boom. It's over.

All right.

Every man wants to be him

and he wants to be in every man.

The prettiest boy I know...

James Franco!

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