Coffin Rock Page #4

- Keep your voice down.

- Come away with me.

- Oh, for God's sake.

Get inside.

You've got this all wrong, okay?

You've just got it wrong!

- I can deal with Rob, okay?

It's fine.

- What is it that you think

is going to happen?

- Well, I think he's probably

going to be a little bit upset,

don't you, eh?

The answer's no.

I'm saying no.

So I'm going now,

and I think it's

probably a good idea

if you did as well.

- Cool.

Where are we going?

- Please don't.

Please don't do this.

- I'm just having a joke, Jess.

- Yeah.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Oh, God!

- Look, Jess, it's gonna come

out at some point.

- No, this never comes out.

Never.

- Come here.

Come here.

- Let go.

Let go.

- Come here.

- No!

- You coming out of there, babe?

You okay?

- Yeah, yeah, all good.

Screw the b*tch.

Yeah.

No, it's a-

it's a caravan.

Well, she comes around

all the time.

She's never said anything.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, no, she's, uh-

she's great.

Yeah.

Oh, no, she's, uh...

she's taught me more things

than you did

when I was younger.

Yeah, no, she's, uh-

she's Wild.

She's Wild, Dad.

Yeah, no.

It's all good.

Everything's all good.

She's got an old boyfriend

hanging around, though.

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- What's that?

What is it?

- They're not always accurate.

- You're kidding me.

Two lines.

That's two lines-

That's good, right, two lines?

Come on, baby!

Oh, yeah!

I did it.

L-well, we did it, you know.

Two lines.

Can I have your attention!

Please everybody, listen up!

- Rob! No!

- No, no, please, please,

please, don't tell anybody.

- Why, why, why?

- It's too early.

What if something goes wrong?

- What could go wrong?

- Rob.

Don't tell anyone, okay?

Just not the boys.

No one.

Please.

Please?

Please?

- Okay, okay.

I won't-I won't-

I won't tell anyone

- So you're telling me

there's no Way I can find out

Without danger to the baby?

No, no, that's fine.

Thank you for your help.

Oh, hi.

It's Jessie Willis speaking.

My husband, Robert Townsend,

came and gave you a sample

a few Weeks ago.

He's away on business.

But I'm his Wife.

I under-I understand.

I understand.

Thank you for your help.

And I'll get him to call you

when he gets back.

- "Eve."

You like "Eve," honey?

"Charlotte."

"Charlotte."

That's my favorite so far,

"Charlotte," for a girl.

I love "Charlotte."

I've always liked "Charlotte."

"Charlie" is good for a boy

or a girl, huh?

- You stay away from me.

- Ha ha ha!

You're pregnant!

I'm so excited!

Shoo-hew-hew!

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it!

How come you didn't tell me?

- Oh, yeah.

- My God!

Get us some glasses,

ya big-mouthed bastard.

- They said

they wouldn't tell anyone.

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