Clowntown Page #2

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that you were so drunk...

...you had woken up in the middle

of the night to take a piss...

...and you thought that your

sock drawer was the toilet.

My sock drawer is this tall on me.

I have no idea how I even got up that high.

Wait, is that the same night that Brad

went to bed wearing that ridiculous hat?

- Yeah.

- Yes, yes, it is.

The furry hat, the babushka hat.

I've never seen Brad that drunk.

I've gotta get gas soon.

I can see if I can find

a gas station on my phone.

Thank you, baby.

- What's wrong?

- Uh, I can't find my phone.

- What do you mean you can't find your phone?

- I mean, I can't find my phone.

- Great.

- Oh, sh*t.

Guys, will you look and see if my phone

is back there by any chance?

Sh*t. Babe, pull over, I've gotta have

my phone, it's got my credit card...

- ...and my IDs and all my sh*t in it.

- I know, I know, I know, I know.

F***.

Ugh, f***.

Did you have it at the diner?

Yeah, I mean, I pulled it out

when we asked the waitress for directions.

Sh*t, I put it on the counter

and then that creepy guy walked up.

- I must've left it there, sh*t!

- It's okay.

I'm sure she picked it up and she's probably

just waiting for us to go back and get it.

- If we go back now we're gonna miss the show.

- What am I supposed to do?

- It's got my ID in it.

- I don't know, I'm just saying.

Guys, why don't we just call the phone?

See if the waitress has it.

If she does, we'll pick it up

on the way back from the concert.

That's fine.

- Hello?

- Hello?

Hi. Uh, my friend lost her phone

and this is her number.

- Yes, I believe I have your friend's phone.

- Did you find it in the diner?

Hello?

- Are you there?

- Where are you?

I don't know, we're on some road.

We just wanna get the phone back, please.

Where are you?

- Guys, where the hell are we?

- Who's on the phone?

I don't know, it's just some guy,

he keeps asking me where we are.

We're like 10 miles east of Route 37.

I think we're on Bradley?

We're about 10 miles east

of Route 37 on Bradley Road.

- I can meet you and return your phone.

- Why don't we just meet you at the diner?

No, keep driving. You'll pass

a sign before the railroad tracks.

Turn left, go into town, and meet me

at 5th and Main. I'll be waiting.

Okay, so we drive down to where?

Hello?

Hello? Oh, God.

- He hung up.

- Well, what'd he say?

He said that there's a town

just up ahead, at an intersection...

- ...and he's gonna meet us there.

- That's awesome.

Let's do it, come on, we're already late.

Looks like we're here.

So where is this guy?

This is where the guy wanted to meet.

He better show, he's got all my info.

I can't believe I f***ing left it there.

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