Close Relations Page #2

That's a Mole!

- Ohhh. Psychopathic.

- No. Nuts!

Sit down!

Nurse, youd better give

Mr. Wart two more of those pills.

Nurse ain't here, doc. Which

pills do you want to give him?

Two of those large ones

right on the table.

Oh...

Uncle, shut your eyes now

and open your mouth.

There.

Hey. Hey!

Hey, doc. He can't swallow these pills.

Oh, nonsense. Keep giving

him water until he does.

Water...

No use, doc. He can't take it.

Why, say, that isn't a pill.

This is a golf ball.

- Huh?

- Just imagine.

And... one of my golf balls,

too, I think! Yes, see?

See? There are my initials,

right in there.

Wait a minute. Let me get

it. Let me try, I'll get it.

Hey, doc. Let me speak to you a minute.

What's the matter?

What's the trouble here?

Well, that young man put a

golf ball in your uncles mouth.

And we can't seem to get

it out. Silly, isn't it?

Now, uncle, careful now. When I hit

you, you say "ah." Are you ready?

Just a minute. What club

are you using there?

It's a number 4 iron.

Pardon me for suggesting it but I really

think you're using the wrong club.

- You think so? -Oh, yes.

You're in the rough here.

What you really need is a niblick.

Pardon me, I've got some right here.

Now, when you have a lie like this,

I would always suggest that...

...that you hit about 4

inches back of the ball.

Right... right about in there. Take

out a little turf, if necessary.

Go ahead and try it.

You've nothing to lose.

Now say "ah," uncle. Get ready!

- He's swallowed it! -Well, well, well.

It's alright. It was an old ball anyway.

Be careful. Be careful! Be careful.

Here it is, here it is, here it

is... naw, that's a gallstone.

You've gotta hold him

now, doc. Hold him.

- Ho-ho! It moved,

it moved. -Good.

Ho-ho! It's creeping up. Right up

here. Here it is. Now a little...

Easy. Just a little now. Just a little,

just a little, just a little...

- Feel better, Uncle? -Oh, yes.

- That's fine. I think you've been...

I feel better.

Well, after all this excitement, your

uncle will have to keep very quiet.

Come with me, Wilbur.

You know, uncle...

...any guy that would stick a golf ball

in your mouth for a pill is slightly...

- Psychopathic?

- No. Nuts!

- Do you think he is? -Think

it? Ha. Why, I'm positive.

But nevermind. I'll keep my eye on

him. In the meantime, you keep cool.

A Wart never gets hot!

Uncle, not that it's any of my business,

and I don't want to interfere...

...but you know, I think my

cousin Harry's just a trifle...

- Psychopathic?

- No. Nuts!

And if anything happens to you,

don't say I didnt warn you.

Oh, I'm burning up with a fever here!

- Go on, do something. Give me

some air! I'm choking. -Air?

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