Cats Kill Page #2

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Well, you did pick a

good weekend to come up.

- You think so?

I'm a little worried

about the weather.

- Oh no, don't be.

You guys look

dressed for whatever

Mother Nature throws at you.

Here's your change.

You have a good weekend.

- Thanks.

- Take care now.

- I thought you guys wanted

to relax this weekend.

- You wanted to

relax this weekend.

I said no such thing.

- Relax, Alana, we're just

taking in some of the sights.

- Mhm.

- [Rikki] That's right, Alana.

Plus, doesn't he look relaxing?

- Hey, there.

- [Alana] Hi.

- You need any help?

- [Alana] I don't think so.

- You sure?

- [Alana] What do you mean?

- Let me just...

(gas cap opens)

Catherine inside told me

you guys had been out here

for like 20 minutes

without pumping any gas.

So thought I'd

come check it out.

- God, I'm so embarrassed.

I never drive.

We just drove up from the city.

- [Ron] Oh yeah, she

mentioned that too.

- [Alana] You guys

know each other?

- Yeah, everyone knows

everyone around here.

I'm Ron.

- [Alana] Alana.

Those beautiful squeegee snow

queens are Liz and Rikki.

- Erica Ostravsky,

at your service.

- Oh, Miss Ostravsky,

how elegant.

I'm Liz.

- [Ron] Hi, Liz.

Ron.

- We're saying at the

rental on Humberside Road.

Know the place?

- Oh, for sure, yeah.

Nice view from up there,

especially in the morning.

I'm sure you guys are

wondering what there is to do

around here.

We do have on bar.

- Not really.

Looking forward to staying in.

- Don't listen to her.

We'd love to go to one

bar with you tonight.

- [Ron] It's called The Shire.

- Whatever it's called.

Pick us up at nine.

- I'll try.

I get off work at 8:30, so--

- Do or do not, there is no try.

The Shire.

Gandalf?

Anybody?

- Isn't that Dumbledore?

- No!

- I'm sorry about my friends.

- No need for that.

We're all friends here.

(laughing)

- Yes.

Oh my God!

- What?

- Oh my God.

Look at this one.

This shade is called

Flamingo's Dream.

Isn't that so weird?

- Nice.

- Look at this, Salty Tears.

That's kinda sad actually.

- You are kinda sad actually.

Can we go?

It's creepy in here.

- I wonder what's in here.

Oh my God!

- F***!

- [Alana] That's weird.

- [Liz] My God, how

many old cell phones

do you think there are in here?

- I don't know,

like at least 20.

And not just old ones either.

- Oh my God, look at this.

- Let's go.

B*tch!

- Sorry, how could I not?

(funky dance music)

(horn honking)

- He's here.

- Yeah, 30 minutes late.

- Not too bad actually.

I thought we'd have

to drive ourselves.

- You mean I'd have

to drive you guys.

- [Liz] Well, yeah.

- What are you talking about?

I know how to drive.

- You know how to

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