Casual Sex? Page #3

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Music sweet

I can't resist

We need

a party song

A fundamental jam

Feelin' hot, hot, hot

I want you two to know

you got the biggest room

in the place.

Really?

Yeah. It used to

be the honeymoon suite

when this was a regular hotel.

Why don't you two

take a look around?

I'll get your luggage

up to your room.

Okay.

Ready to go

break some hearts?

Uh-huh.

Bye, darling.

Bye.

See people rockin'

Hear people chantin'

Feelin' hot, hot, hot

[ Melissa ]

Oh, wow!

This is beautiful.

Oh, my God. I feel

so much healthier now,

and we just checked in.

It's in the air

Celebration time

Music sweet

Captivates your mind

We have

this party song

This fundamental jam

So we go

room, boom, boom, boom

[ Chorus ]

Hot, hot, hot

Come on.

Hot, hot, hot

How ya doin'?

My name is Vinny.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

You girls better be nice to me.

I came all the way from New York

just to meet you.

- Really? What part?

- Actually,

Paterson, New Jersey.

You familiar with

the Straight Street exit?

Mmm.

Not really.

No? What ya do, you hop on

the George Washington Bridge.

When you get past

the Leona Park exit,

you pick up Highway 80...

which is also known

as the Passaic Highway.

Vinny, I'm sorry,

but we-we have to get back

to our rooms.

Our suitcases.

Yeah. Sorry. Bye.

That's your

boyfriend.

Did I say

go West on 80?

Hey, how ya doin'?

My name's Vinny.

I came all the way

from New York just

to meet with you.

A lot of people

don't know that.

Yeah.

[ Continues ]

Make way for the condom express.

[ Melissa ]

What's that?

Just in case

you fall in love.

There's enough in there

for the whole planet

to fall in love.

- Well, that's the point,

Melissa. Hello?

- [ Knocking ]

[ Man ]

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Welcome to Oasis.

Would you like

to come in?

Yeah. Okay.

Room service.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm Jamie.

Uh, but for some reason,

I don't think you're

Chuck and Eli?

Oh, no. This is Melissa,

and I'm Stacy.

What can we do for you?

Uh-- Uh, part of my job

is to take the measurements

of all the male guests.

- [ Scoffs ]

- [ Chuckles ]

Uh, you're not hiding

Chuck and Eli in here, are you?

No.

[ Sighs ]

Why don't you take our

measurements? We gotta

get it over with anyway.

Right. Right.

[ Whispers ]

Confidence.

Well, come on. Who's first?

These aren't really my hips.

They're a cruel joke

that runs in my family.

Melissa, why are you

being so hard on yourself?

You look great.

Yeah,

I absolutely agree.

Now, Melissa, I have yet to meet

anyone who has come here totally

satisfied with their bodies.

Now, you may not have noticed,

but I'm not exactly what you

would call--

- Tall?

- Tall. Yeah.

And I've never

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