Casting Couch Page #2

- TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY

OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

- HELL YEAH, IT IS!

ROSS, WE GOT COMPANY.

- AND A CAMERA?

- AND A CAMERA.

- WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

- YO.

- HEY, BUDDY.

- SO APPARENTLY,

OUR LIVES ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE.

- OKAY.

- GET THIS.

I WANT TO HOLD A FAKE AUDITION

FOR A FAKE MOVIE

SO THAT WE CAN MEET AND CAS A LOT OF HOT B*TCHES.

- I F***ING LOVE IT.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL

ABOUT IT.

- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK

WITH YOUR HEAD TOO MUCH, MAN.

USE YOUR COCK AND BALLS

LIKE THE REST OF US.

- THAT'S WHERE YOU GUYS

WOULD COME IN.

YOU'D BE THE WRITERS.

- OF THE FAKE MOVIE?

- EXACTLY.

- GENIUS!

- I KNOW, RIGHT?

- SO YOU WANT US TO WRITE

A FAKE SCRIPT?

- WELL, NOT AN ENTIRE SCRIPT.

I DON'T NEED A WHOLE SCREENPLAY,

JUST AN IDEA:

AND THEN A FEW SCENES

WE CAN USE:

DURING A CASTING SESSION.

ROSS AND AUSTIN,

ALSO KNOWN AS ROSTIN,

JUST GOT DONE WRITING A BOMB-ASS

VAMPIRE WEB SERIES.

THESE GUYS WRITE HOT GIRL PARTS

BETTER THAN ANYONE

I'VE EVER KNOWN.

- YOU DON'T KNOW

ANY OTHER WRITERS, DO YOU?

- NOT AS GOOD AS ROSTIN.

- AW, THANKS, BROSKI.

- ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S I SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT?

- IT'S UP TO YOU.

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY THE BRAINS

BEHIND THIS FAKE PROJECT.

IT JUST NEEDS TO STAR

A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS,

LIKE, FOUR OR FIVE,

BASICALLY ONE FOR EACH OF US.

AND THEY SHOULD BE DESCRIBED

IN DETAIL:

TO LOOK LIKE THE GIRLS

OF OUR DREAMS.

- DO WE GET AN IMDB CREDI FOR WRITING A FAKE MOVIE?

- THIS IS F***ING PHENOMENAL.

EACH ONE OF US WILL,

IN GREAT DETAIL,

WRITE OUT AN AUDITION NOTICE

FOR OUR "PERFECT GIRL."

- IT'S GOT TO BE

A HORROR FILM.

- YES, HORROR FILMS LOVE SLUTS.

- AND THERE'S GOT TO BE

A BIG GROUP OF GIRLS.

- OOH, AND THEY GET LOS

WHILE THEY'RE CAMPING

IN THE WOODS.

- NO, NOT OUT IN THE WOODS.

- MUD WRESTLING TOURNAMENT.

- BE REALISTIC.

- WHAT?

THIS ISN'T A REAL MOVIE.

SLUMBER PARTY.

- JACKPOT.

- BAM.

- THE BLOODY SLUMBER PARTY.

- YEAH, I COULD STAR IN THAT.

- FIVE GIRLS

HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY

ALL GET BRUTALLY MURDERED

IN A HOUSE OVERNIGHT.

- NOT BAD.

- CHASE AND I PLAY TWO

OF THEIR BOYFRIENDS.

WE SHOW UP AND SAVE THE DAY.

- I'M GONNA WRITE IN

MY PERFECT GIRL.

- AND I'LL FINALLY WRITE MINE.

- AND WE'RE GONNA WRITE IN

ONE MORE GIRL,

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED

A HAPPY PRODUCER.

- I'VE NEVER PRODUCED ANYTHING.

- BUT YOU'RE GOOD WITH MONEY.

- BUT THIS ISN'T A REAL MOVIE.

- BUT IT IS A REAL DOCUMENTARY.

- YEAH, I NOTICED THE CAMERA.

WHAT'S UP, NEWT?

- HEY, BEN.

- FOCUS.

- I'M LISTENING.

- ROSS AND AUSTIN

ARE WRITING SCENES

FOR THE FAKE MOVIE.

IT'S CALLED

THE BLOODY SLUMBER PARTY.

- YEAH, I GET IT.

- SO YOU'RE IN?

- NO.

AND I DON'T THINK GIRLS

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