Casting Couch

Synopsis: Desperate to meet new girls, six libidinous down-on-their-luck guys come up with the ultimate plan to hook up - cast a fake movie. When tons of hot chicks show up for the audition (and a few guys), it's a matter of who's willing to go the farthest to get the part. Packed with enough crude humor and sexy girls for a dozen movies, "The Bloody Slumber Party" is a hilarious scam that's about to get real.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jason Lockhart
Production: Angry Leo
  4 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.6
UNRATED
Year:
2013
94 min
Website
886 Views


[rumbling]

- HI, I'M LINDSAY GRIFFIN.

- I'M CHELSEA MORGAN.

- KRISTIN FOX.

- TAYLOR HAWKINS.

- I'M KIMMY.

- ALEX TAYLOR.

- HI.

- DALLAS MITCHELL READING

FOR THE ROLE OF BROOKE.

- I'M JUSTIN,

BUT SOME PEOPLE:

CALL ME BRILLIANT.

- AMERICA

- AND FOR THOSE OF YOU

THAT DON'T YET,

YOU WILL.

- BE ANYONE,

TELL NO ONE:

GET LAID:

- TODAY'S THE DAY

THAT I OFFICIALLY REALIZED

THAT MY LIFE SUCKS.

YES, I'M HUNG OVER.

YES, LAST NIGHT WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

AND YES, I WOKE UP ALONE AGAIN.

WELL, NOT TOTALLY ALONE.

COME SAY HI, NEWT.

- UH, HI.

- AND RIGHT NOW, I SHOULD BE

GOING ON MY NEXT AUDITION.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO.

GO AHEAD, NEWT.

ASK ME WHY.

- WHY?

- BECAUSE I WON'T GET THE PART.

I NEVER GET THE PART.

AND HONESTLY,

I REALLY DON'T WANT THE PAR

IN THIS SHITTY, LOW-BUDGE INDEPENDENT MOVIE

WITH A BUNCH OF SHITTY

FUCKING WANNABE ACTORS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT?

GO AHEAD, NEWT.

ASK ME.

- WHAT DO YOU

REALLY WANT, JUSTIN?

- TO GET LAID

BY A RIDICULOUSLY HOT CHICK.

- I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

HE WANTS TO SHOO SOME KIND OF DOCUMENTARY.

BUT HE OFFERED ME TEN BUCKS

AND A CHIPOTLE BURRITO

FOR EVERY DAY I FOLLOW HIM

AROUND WITH MY CAMERA.

- WHAT, DON'T AC LIKE YOU'RE ALL COOL.

YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED.

- THIS IS TRUE.

[dubious guitar chords]

- PROBLEM IS, TYPE OF GIRLS

THAT I WANT TO BANG

DON'T WANT TO BANG ME.

THESE HOLLYWOOD HOTTIES

WANT A GUY WITH POWER.

THEY WANT SOMEONE

WHO CAN CHANGE THEIR LIFE.

AND BY LIFE, I MEAN CAREER.

THE PERFECT HANGOVER CURE.

[angelic choral singing]

THIS DOCUMENTARY IS

ABOUT A GROUP OF DUDES

WHO HOLD A FAKE CASTING SESSION

FOR A FAKE MOVIE

SO THAT WE CAN GET LAID

FOR REAL.

COME ON, NEWT.

LET'S GO GET CHASE.

[music playing]

HEY, ROOMIE.

- GET OUT.

- HE'S LIKE A KITTEN

IN THE MORNING.

I NEED YOU GET OVER JORDAN, MAN.

- I'M OVER HER.

- WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.

- IT'S REALLY OVER THIS TIME.

- MY ROOMMATE?

MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.

CHASE LOCKWOOD?

HE'S A MAJOR STAR IN CHINA

AND INDIA:

FOR SOME "B" HORROR ALIEN FILM

HE DID.

HE MIGHT EVEN BE A BIGGER STAR

IN WEST HOLLYWOOD

FOR STARRING:

IN WHAT I LIKE TO CALL

THE BISEXUAL PARODY

OF TWILIGHT.

HE WAS THE "EDWARD."

THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY, BRO.

PEOPLE THAT BREAK UP 17 TIMES

ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- UNDERSTAND WHAT?

- SHE WAS THE BEST SEX EVER.

- YOU KNOW, IT DID SOUND

PRETTY GOOD.

[knocks lightly]

PAPER-THIN.

NOW, CHASE'S EX-GIRLFRIEND,

JORDAN HOLLIDAY,

SHE'S A SMOKING-HOT CHICK.

BUT I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT,

SEEING AS SHE IS

A HUGE MOVIE STAR.

- SHE'S SO HOT

SO I'MA TAKE HER HOME

TO MAKE:

- BUT SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH

WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

THINK HER EXACT WORDS WERE...

- "I NEED A MAN, NOT A BOY."

- LOVE MY ROOMMATE.

LOVE LIVING IN HIS CONDO.

BUT HE'S TOTALLY

ONE OF THOSE ACTORS.

AND WE'RE STATING

HE'S A MODEL TOO--

NOT FOR ANYTHING GOOD.

[chuckles]

IN FACT, HE MAY BE THE VAINES PERSON IN LOS ANGELES,

COMPLETE WITH:

A ZOOLANDER COMPLEX.

- SHE'S SO HOT

SO I'MA TAKE HER HOME

TO MAKE:

- IN FACT, IF YOU ASK HIM,

HE'LL TELL YOU

HE INVENTED ZOOLANDER.

- DO I HAVE A ZOOLANDER COMPLEX?

[scoffs]

NO.

BUT I DID COME UP

WITH THE IDEA.

- [chuckling]

- SO I WAS SITTING

IN A STARBUCKS,

AND I WAS TELLING THIS CHICK

THE IDEA,

AND I WAS PROBABLY TALKING

REALLY LOUD, YOU KNOW,

BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED.

AND I LOOKED OVER,

AND THERE'S FUCKING BEN STILLER

STANDING THERE,

LISTENING TO ME WHILE HE WAITED

FOR HIS COFFEE.

- AND WHAT WAS

BEN STILLER DRINKING?

- AND THEN HE WALKED OU WITH HIS FRAPPUCCINO.

- BUT MY ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE A

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