Call Me Crazy: A Five Film Page #3

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I'm sorry, Mommy.

Oh, I'm so...

What kind of tea do you want?

Mint? You like mint.

I would try anything to reach her.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

Mommy, I burnt myself! Ow.

Go find your...

Go find Dad. Daddy.

Daddy... Daddy will help.

They finally gave my two moms

one name.

But by then, Dad was already done.

And I was the one left there

to keep her secret,

to keep her safe.

And I did.

A pocketful of posies

And sometimes it was great.

We all fall down

You should get one too.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, you're the best baby girl

that ever lived.

Hi, honey.

Hi, sweetums.

Oh, God.

Hi, hi, hi.

Mom, what's up?

Oh, nothing.

- We are...

- Surprise!

Oh, my God.

Two words:
Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling.

What do you think?

Your mom had lunch

with Ryan Gosling.

I think he's a little strange-looking.

Come on, get in the car.

I don't think this is a good idea.

- It's totally fine. Come on, get in the car.

- It's Ryan Gosling. Come on.

This is gonna be amazing.

I assure you, it's just fine and dandy.

He invited us, sweetheart.

Can we stop by my house?

I don't really wanna be

wearing this.

- You look fine.

- You look like schoolgirls.

- Hey, let's go shopping.

- Oh, my gosh. This is amazing.

Okay, Grace, you have

the coolest mom in history.

- Ryan Gosling.

- Oh, my gosh. Aah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Wait, wait, what did he say?

"Absolutely. We'll be here

working all night long."

I said, "Really?

It's okay if we come by?"

He said,

"Yeah, we're just rehearsing now."

Ohh.

Uh, um...

- What are these?

- She doesn't know what they are.

Ha-ha-ha.

They're goldfish.

I know what a goldfish is, but why

do you have goldfish in your car?

What we're gonna do is we're

gonna take them out to the ocean.

You can't set them free in the ocean.

They'll die. They're freshwater fish.

Okay. I hear you, sweetheart.

You are so smart.

We'll come up with plan B. We'll

come up with a really good idea.

It won't be sort of kind of good.

It'll be a perfect idea.

You'll love it.

All right, so we're gonna look at lipstick,

we're gonna look at jewelry.

Shoes, bags.

We're gonna... Oh, shoes.

You guys wanna look at shoes?

Let's look at shoes, please.

Yes, heels.

Oh, my God, wait a second. Wait.

Do you wanna go in here?

Can't let them overheat, right?

Oh, my gosh. Are the goldfish

coming with us?

Hey, Grace, come on.

Slow down and breathe

If you can concede

I know what you're thinking

I hear that you really like

Those bad girls

Don't waste your time on sad girls

Don't waste your time

Grace.

What...?

Why aren't you trying anything on?

Did you take your meds?

What do you mean, did I

take my meds? Of course.

For God's sake, Mom.

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