Call Me Crazy: A Five Film

Synopsis: Like its first breast cancer-themed installment, Call Me Crazy aka Five 2/Five More will feature five short films featuring A-list talent both in front and behind the camera. The sequel will address mental illness. Directors include Laura Dern, Bonnie Hunt, Ashley Judd and Bryce Dallas Howard.
Genre: Drama
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
  4 wins & 2 nominations.
85 min

I wanted...

I wanted to do something that used the

part of my brain that was healthy.

So, what's different now?

I know how the world sees me.

And people with schizophrenia

aren't lawyers.

They're bag ladies.

So prove them wrong.

Finish law school.

You have insight into something

very few people understand.

Think about this.

If you finish law school,

who could you help?

Their distinct color

comes from their main food source, shrimp.

Not far away

from our flamingo friends...




Jack Sprat could eat no fat.




You're so lucky.

Your voices...

stop sometimes.

Times. Crimes.

Limes. Times.

I have a secret.

It's about my mother.

There was the one

I told my friends about...

the mom I wished I had.

She mostly lives in my snow globe.

Then there was Up Mom.

You see what I'm talking about?

Have you ever seen

anything as cute as this?

Ever? Huh?

Bill, isn't my Grace the cutest

girl that comes in here?

Of all the girls who come in here,

isn't my Grace the cutest? Right?


Oh, my God, it's just amazing.

Two ninety-nine for fabric softener?

Not a chance on your life.

Do you see this?

Two ninety-nine for fabric softener.

Look at that.

Two ninety-nine, fabric softener.

Who wants a fabric softener?


Fabric softener. There you go.

You got it. Yours. Heh.

Got ahold of me?


What? What?

Stop, Mom. Please stop.

It's all right, sweetie.

Two ninety-nine.

Mom. Mom, stop...

Oh, sweetness. Oh, angel.

You're the best.

You're the best in the land.

Stop, please.

This is the very best.

The very best girl ever

in the whole wide world.

The prettiest, smartest,


greatest, the best.

Mom, please.

Oh! I love you.

How much? How much?

How much will you give me for her?

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Deirdre O'Connor

Deirdre O'Connor (born 1941) is lawyer, academic, former Judge of the Federal Court, President of the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, and President of the Australian Industrial Relations Commission. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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