Cadillac Man

Synopsis: Joe's a car salesman with a problem. He has two days to sell 12 cars or he loses his job. This would be a difficult task at the best of times but Joe has to contend with his girlfriends (he's two timing), a missing teenage daughter and an ex-wife. What more could go wrong ?.. a lot, enter a crazy jealous husband with a machine gun..
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Roger Donaldson
Production: Orion Home Video
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

without protection.

A little to the right.

A little to the left.

Good. could drive

the car of your dreams.


I'm Big Jack Turgeon...

That was quick!

No, honey.

It's your commercial.

My commercial?

Yeah, babe, look.

There's Dave.

There's Henry.

He's talking, right?

No. He speaks perfect English.

- Who's she?

- That's Molly.

I'm Joey, and I'll put you...

We're closing our doors

after 35 years in one location.

We have got to sell...

It looks very professional.

One day, Sunday!


Joe, come here.

I want to show you something.

What do you think

of that bad boy?

That's really tasteful.

Skulls with death rocks.

Maybe some worms

crawling out of them.

That would really

piss your dad off.


Good golly, Miss Molly.

You've had the rest,

now have the best.

Joey, I'm with a customer.

You do remember what

a customer looks like?

Jackie, I know I'm late...

but I've been taking

care of business, babe.

I know the kind of business

you're taking care of.

I hustled a new hearse

at a funeral.

Come on, Joey,

don't bullshit me.

This is Jackie

you're talking to.

I'm not bullshitting.

He's coming in tomorrow.

The guy from downtown

is on line one.

Tell him I'll call him later.

God, she just drives me crazy.

Jackie, be a little

more subtle.

She's a married woman.

You don't want to get caught.

Come on. God forgive me.

I just can't help myself.

Hey, who can?

We've got to talk about

the sale tomorrow.

Jackie, I'm ready.

Remember those two guys...

you werert here that day.

Anyway, Dad had

some outside experts...

come by to check our operation.

They recommended

we reduce the sales force...

when we move

to the new location.

How many you going to lose?

Molly's gonna stay

because she sells cars.

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Ken Friedman

Ken Friedman, (born September 19, 1949 in New London, Connecticut) was a member of Fluxus, an international laboratory for experimental art, architecture, design, and music. Friedman joined Fluxus in 1966 as the youngest member of the classic Fluxus group. He has worked closely with other Fluxus artists and composers such as George Maciunas, Dick Higgins, and Nam June Paik, as well as collaborating with John Cage and Joseph Beuys. He was the general manager of Dick Higgins's Something Else Press in the early 1970s. In the 1990s, Friedman's work as a management consultant and designer led him to an academic career, first as Professor of Leadership and Strategic Design at the Norwegian School of Management in Oslo, then as Dean of the Faculty of Design at Swinburne University of Technology in Melbourne. Friedman is now Chair Professor of Design Innovation Studies at Tongji University and Editor-in-Chief of She Ji. The Journal of Design, Economics, and Innovation [1]. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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