Caddyshack

Synopsis: Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Harold Ramis
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
74%
R
Year:
1980
98 min
7,239 Views


A gopher!

A gopher? Where?

Do you know what gophers can do

to a golf course?

I think they're tunneling in

from that construction site over yonder.

Czervik Construction Company?

I'll slap an injunction on them so fast

it will make their heads spin!

You get rid of those gophers...

...or I'll be looking for a new greenskeeper!

ls that clear?

Aye, sir! Very clear, sir!

I'll put my best man on it!

I'm looking at you.

You wore green so you could hide.

I don't blame you. You're a tramp.

That was a good one!

That was right where you wanted it.

You're a little monkey woman,

you know that?

You're a little monkey woman.

You're lean...

...and you're mean and you're not

too far between either...

...l bet, are you?

Would you like to wrap

your spikes around my head?

Damn your eyes, man!

I told you to cut the long grass

on the 13th and mow the practice green!

I was unavoidably detained.

You can forget about the 13th

and the practice green.

I've got a more important job for you.

I want you to kill every gopher

on the course!

Check me if I'm wrong,

but if I kill all the golfers...

...they'll lock me up

and throw away the key.

Gophers! Not golfers!

The little brown furry rodents!

We can do that.

We don't even need a reason.

Then do it, man!

I'll just do the same thing,

but with gophers.

It's not my fault nobody can understand

what you're saying.

Give me the Mets on three

and I'll take the Yankees even.

I'll call you back.

Caddyshack.

All right. I'll be right up.

Take over for me.

I'll be right back.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong

and make my way over to Tibet...

...and I get on as a looper at a course

in the Himalayas.

A looper?

A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...

...a jock.

So I tell them I'm a pro jock

and who do you think they give me?

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Brian Doyle-Murray

Brian Doyle-Murray (né Murray, born October 31, 1945) is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and screenwriter. He is the older brother of actor/comedian Bill Murray, and the two have acted together in several films, including Caddyshack, Scrooged, Ghostbusters II, The Razor's Edge, and Groundhog Day. He co-starred on the TBS sitcom on Sullivan & Son, where he played the foul-mouthed Hank Murphy. He also appeared in the Nickelodeon animated series SpongeBob SquarePants as The Flying Dutchman, and in the Cartoon Network original animated series The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack as the surly Captain K'Nuckles. He appears in a recurring role as Don Ehlert on the ABC sitcom The Middle. Doyle-Murray was nominated for three Emmy Awards in 1978, 1979, and 1980 for his work on Saturday Night Live in the category Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program. Two other younger brothers, Joel and John, are actors, as well. His oldest brother Ed is a businessman, and brother Andy is a chef, and runs the Murray Brothers "CaddyShack" restaurant located in the World Golf Village resort near St. Augustine, Florida. Doyle is his grandmother's maiden name, and he chose to hyphenate it to avoid confusion with another actor. more…

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