Bros Before Hos Page #2

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- What?

Happy birthday!

Four Long Island Iced Teas, please.

Four Long Island Iced Teas, please.

Cheers.

- Cheers.

Max and Jules, happy birthday!

- Happy birthday.

Put it in my ass!

Any awesome movies released,

recently?

Yes, some have been released

a while ago.

Django is awesome.

Casa de mi Padre,

abstract sh*t with Will Ferrell.

And Ted from Seth MacFarlane.

It's awesome too.

- Ted.

Cool. We'll download them at home.

Sure. F***ing loser. Who the f***

still rents movies at the video store?

See ya.

Anyway, I asked Suzanne...

I'm like:
want something to eat too?

She said:
No, I'm not hungry.

So I get a Serrano ham sandwich.

I was starving.

She's like:
Can I take a bite?

I said:
Sure, no problem.

Then that b*tch

eats half of my sandwich.

Otherwise I would have ordered

two sandwiches!

So when I said something about it,

she's like...

Check this out.

What the f***?

It's that Forrest Gump.

I told you about him before.

And usually he also...

There he goes.

- Oh, sh*t.

Hello.

Hello.

Did you happen to see a guy

who's not all there?

Sh*t.

Coming?

Sorry. Sometimes he loses control.

Right, Jordy?

Shall we take these two?

These two, please.

40 days in her hole...

Good choice.

You can take all of them.

No one ever rents them anyway.

- Really? That's so sweet. Thanks.

Thanks.

Bye.

Hold on.

Phone number?

Sorry. Jordy doesn't just

give his number to anyone.

And he's not attracted to guys, so...

Oh sh*t. Yes, I can tell.

What did we agree on?

- Sorry. Sure.

I need your number for the movies.

Or your customer card number,

but...

Your number would be easier.

- Right. Hand me your phone.

What's your name, by the way?

- Anna.

I'm Max.

I got her number, b*tch.

Sorry. I'll be done in a minute.

- That's OK.

Jesus. Sorry. Are you OK?

- Sure.

Max.

- What are you doing here?

What the f*** are you doing?

106...

I was checking out the carpet.

It's quite worn out, guys.

We should put some money together.

But you two?

- Yeah, sorry.

Anna. Max, my brother.

We know each other.

- What?

Did you two ever?

Yes.

Kidding, sweetie.

I got her number yesterday.

- What the f***?

For a couple of DVDs she got, but still...

- Too late, b*tch.

Where did you meet her?

- Right here.

That b*tch was looking for rice cakes,

or something.

That chick is f***ing horny, man.

Really f***ing horny.

Unbelievable. Every time.

Every time?

- A couple of times.

I know what you're thinking, but

don't worry. Everything's under control.

I'm actually done with her.

Niggah what!

Yo, motherfucking niggah

whaddup?

Hey, Max.

Hey.

Dude, what are you doing?

I thought you were done with her.

True, but I want to f*** her

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