Boys and Girls Page #2

You visited back and forth maybe 3|times, called each other every night?

-Right. You have to put in the work.|-I've seen it happen a hundred times.

Last year, every long-distance|relationship in my dorm...

was over by the|second semester.

-Just keeping it real.|-Next in line, please.

-So where are you living?|-Herman Hall.

-I can give you some tips.|-Do you live there?

No, but I do have friends there.|I live off-campus with my boyfriend.

What?|You have a boyfriend?

-Who?|-Michael Winters, he's a musician.

-He's great.|-You're living with one guy?

You've made a commitment that|prohibits choices in the name of love?

Isn't it crazy what falling head|over heels can do to a person?

-Next, please.|-That's me.

I came as fast as I could.|What happened?

-He dumped me!|-Why?

-He fell in love with somebody else!|-God. Who?

I don't know who and I don't care!|The point is that he dumped me!

How did you find out? I mean,|did you catch them or something?

-God. In this bed?|-No!

God! No, no!|He just told me!

-He told you?|-Yeah. We made that whole pact...

that if you meet somebody else|you tell the other person.

No one ever takes that seriously.|You say it to cover your own ass.

I'm really lucky because my boyfriend|is really loyal to his pacts.

-How did you find out?|-At the club.

-Did he yell it over the music?|-No, no. It was the music.

-No!|-Yeah. The same club where we met.

It was the same club where we first|decided to move in together.

The same stage where he first sang|"Jennifer, This Heart Is Made For 2".

And I'm sitting there, watching him,|and thinking how much I love him...

and how I can't believe that|I can love somebody that much.

And then he sang this brand-new|song, a little something called...

Jennifer, Jennifer|You asked me to be true

What can I say?|I found someone new

That's horrible.

Actually,|it was pretty catchy.

By the second chorus,|everybody was singing along.

-What did you do?|-Nothing.

I don't think I've ever felt this way|before. I'm a complete idiot!

Why didn't I listen to my instincts,|you know what I mean?

Hey, look on the bright side.|Now you get to move in with me.

I know things look pretty horrible,|but it's just gonna take some time.

-That's what my therapist says.|-To hell with your therapist, Amy.

Because I just need|to feel better. Now!

"Doo doo be doo" my ass!

It's tough out there, man.|You don't know how lucky you are.

-Betty and I broke up.|-What?

-You're kidding. When?|-A couple of days ago.

-Why didn't you tell me?|-I don't know.

I guess it's just now|kinda sinking in.

This is great news.|Now you and "me" can hit the circuit.

-"You and I".|-Right.

-I don't think so.|-No, believe me.

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