Boy Toy Page #2

with yourself.

- Let's just try emptiness and emotionless.

- Right.

Just stop doing

everything. Okay.

Yes yes.

Got it.

I think we got that one.

We've really got it.

I think that's fantastic. Okay.

Really?

Very very empty.

I'm not sure I brought

my A-game to the last one.

We got it.

Thank you.

Yeah, it was actually pretty good.

It was pretty good.

I also brought a headshot

for you guys,

if you'll pardon the pun.

Get it? Headshot?

Yeah, a headshot.

- We'll be in touch.

- Or not.

- Just that way.

- Okay.

All right, all right.

- Oh Jakey.

- Hey buddy.

- Didn't go very well, huh?

- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man.

Did not go well at all.

I didn't have the right

look they wanted.

It's so stupid, man. They were

going for that Middle America thing.

- I don't get it myself.

- That is kind of stupid. Thank you.

- Gracias, Jorge.

- Jorge, can you please go in the back?

I've asked you to go get some olives

from the back. Can you do that, please?

Jorge.

God damn it, Jorge.

I'm sorry.

Go. Go back there.

Hey, get in

the goddamn kitchen.

- What's that guy's deal?

- I don't even think he speaks English.

I don't know if he understands

what I'm saying.

All right, I have to go make sure

he's not cutting himself again.

- Would you watch the bar?

- Yeah yeah yeah.

- Baby, have a seat.

- All right.

Hey yo.

Hey yo.

Can I help you?

- You work here, buddy?

- I do indeed. What can I get you?

Two vodka tonics, doubles.

We're getting crazy tonight, baby.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- Doubles? Getting crazy, eh, big man?

- Yeah.

- Two vodka tonics coming right up.

- We're getting crazy.

Getting crazy.

Sorry, I forget your name.

- I didn't tell you.

- Oh, okay.

Two vodka tonics.

- You're an air sign, right?

- Yes. How did you know that?

I'm gonna say

you are an Aquarius.

Yes. That is crazy.

Oh my God, are you like

psychic or something?

- Hey buddy, hey buddy.

- Hold on, pal.

- Just make the drinks, all right?

- One sec, buddy, one sec.

- My name is Cindi.

- Cindi? Hmm.

Cindi, you don't strike me

as a vodka tonic kind of gal.

I'm gonna go ahead

and say

your favorite drink is

a strawberry mojito.

Oh my gosh, that is

my friggin' favorite.

Yeah, I think

what we should do is

once you're done with Von Douche here,

you and I get together

- and grab that strawberry mojito.

- Whoa, what did you just say?

- I said once you're done...

- Hey, come here.

- Come here. Come here.

- What?

- Oh!

- I'll cut you.

- All right. Enough with the 'roid rage.

- Get yourself a tan, all right?

- She already has this.

- Hey, enough.

- She doesn't need that.

- Enough with the 'roid rage already.

Take your drink.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes