Boy Toy

'Cause every time I go out,

I get a really good feeling

about this one,

and that seems to never

work out for me.

Okay, well, that's where

you and I differ, my friend,

because I have a secret weapon...

a very secret weapon

which will help

my success.

I got myself

a brand new stage name.

- You want to hear it?

- Yeah.

Hi. I'm Gerard Colbeck.

That's it.

It's sick, right?

If you're doing gay porn.

Look, I'll take care

of this, okay, man?

I promise. I'll find

the money somehow.

I will make this right,

I swear.

Okay?

Okay?

All right.

- Wish me luck. I gotta go.

- Good luck.

Wait, what am I supposed to do

with this girl in the bed?

I don't know.

Make her breakfast.

Well, what's her name?

Uh, don't know.

But she's got a fetish

for whipped cream.

If we've got some left,

use it.

Reese's Pieces.

Uh uh, excuse me, miss?

Hi.

Hi.

Gerard Cobalt?

- Cobalt? Colbeck?

- Colbeck.

We are shooting a campaign

for Brioni, all right?

And honestly, I mean,

looking at you,

this is kind of

what we're looking for.

I mean, you... this is

our client Mr. Hartley

and Miss Barbra Skypes.

She's the owner of the PR firm

launching the campaign

for Mr. Hartley.

- Hi.

- How do you do?

First off, we're just gonna

get a few shots, okay?

We're just gonna see

how you look on camera

with our beautiful

Giada here.

- Yes yes?

- Hello, Giada. Pleasure.

Mm-hmm.

- Just sort of get into it?

- Just, yeah, snuggle right up.

She won't bite.

Snuggle right in there.

Yes yes. Uh...

Uh, I don't...

Um...

Um...

Brioni.

R-r-r-r.

Sophisticated chic, yes?

Let's just try some of those looks...

lots of eyes.

Yes yes yes?

Okay.

All right, yes.

Alive eyes.

You're alive.

Yes yes.

Let's...

let's just try

doing nothing

with your...

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