Boy Page #2
Bloody egg.
What are you? An egg.
Rotten egg.
Scrambled egg. Boiled egg.
Poached egg.
Bloody hell.
(SPEAKS MAORI)
Crayfish again.
(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
So if you fellas live in the middle,
may as well stay home
because no bloody good anywhere else.
(ALL LAUGH)
What do you want to do, eh, Leaf?
We might as well just stay here, eh?
Oh, man, had a massive day
at school today.
There was a big-ass rumble at school.
Most of the children were involved.
I wasn't, because I'm a good boy.
I don't like fighting, eh.
Far, lots of things happened,
but what else?
Oh, yeah.
I seen my girlfriend, Chardonnay.
She invited me back to her house
and we had McDonald's to eat.
It was yum.
Why do you like to eat
other people's rubbish, eh, Leaf?
(DOGS BARK
AND THUNDER RUMBLES)
Storm's coming.
Who are you?
Boy.
What boy?
Alamein.
Alamein.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm your dad.
Oh! Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
- Welcome back.
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
How's it been going?
Good. How's it been going with you?
(CHORTLES) Good.
Now, where's Mum?
My mum, you know, your nanny?
Oh, she's not here at the moment.
She's at a tangi down Wellington.
Someone passed away.
- When's she getting back?
- Sometime next week.
Rocky, come over here. Meet Dad.
Dad, this is Rocky.
Rocky, this is Dad.
Yeah, how are you, Rocky?
Good to see you, man.
Too much.
Say hello, egg.
Hello, egg.
(PASSENGERS LAUGH)
That's Kelly.
Yeah, niece, I'm your uncle...
Alamein.
Oh, great. Another one.
Well, these are my mates
Juju and Chuppa.
JUJU:
How are you doing?ALAMEIN:
They're basically your uncles.So, you guys want a cup of tea?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a cup of tea sounds good.
(ALL SLURP)
So, you fellas want to come inside?
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah, let's do that.
Seen 'E.T.' yet, the movie?
No. What's it about?
Spaceman.
Oh, space kid, really.
He gets trapped on Earth
and him and this kid fly around
everywhere on a bicycle.
I seen it four times.
(SIGHS) Nice house, bro.
- It's a shithole.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, I don't know, bro.
These old houses are made of
native timber... expensive stuff.
Not many people know that, eh?
I mean, these door handles
are made of copper. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if I was a thief,
is I'd take all the copper
and I'd melt it down
in a furnace or a fire
and then sell it
to a copper dealer, eh.
Alright then, I guess
it's time for presents.
Go on, boys, go get them presents.
What presents?
- The stuff from the car.
- Oh, yeah.
I might go give them a hand.
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