Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Page #3

should be equaI to men...

...in matters economic, sociaI-

- Now you are laughing.

- Yes.

That is the problem.

Do you think a woman

should be educate?

Definitely.

But is it not a problem that a woman

have a smaller brain than a man?

That is wrong.

But the government scientist,

Dr. Yamak,prove it's the size of squirreI.

Your government's scientist?

- Yes, Dr. Yamak.

- He's wrong. He's wrong.

Give me a smile, baby.

Why angry face?

Well, what you're saying

is very demeaning.

- Do you know the word "demeaning"?

- No.

We are saying to you...

I could not concentrate on what

this old man was saying.

All I could think about was this

lovely woman in her red water-panties.

Who was this C.J.?

Last night I see in my hoteI room...

...a woman called C.J.

on the television.

- Do you know her?

- No.

She from a town

called Baywatches.

- She's just on television.

- Her name is Pamela.

- Do she live here in New York City?

- She lives in California.

- In the California.

- He's gonna look her up.

Okay, can we finish now?

Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.

- All right. That's it. I'm done.

- We're finished. We have to leave.

Although I was obsessed by this C.J.,

I could not pursue her...

...or else my wife

would snap off my cock.

Mr. Sagdiyev?

- Yes?

- I have a telegram for you.

- You can read?

- Yes, I can.

"Dear Borat Sagdiyev...

...your wife, Oxna...

...was walking your retarded Bilo

in the woods...

...when a bear attacked

and violated and break her.

She is now dead. "

You say my wife is dead?

This is what it's...

Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you,

but that's what the telegram says.

High five! Great!

What do you mean, California?

I have arranged all our filming

for New York.

But we need to leave New York

to find the reaI America:

Rodeos, cowboys...

It will be better for our documentary.

But why California?

What's there?

PearI Harbor is there...

And so is Texas.

Eventually, I persuade Azamat

that we would travel to California...

...and make our reportings

along the way.

He insists we not fly in case the Jews

repeated their attack of 9-11.

Okay, I'll find another way

for us to get there.

My name is Mike.

I'm gonna be your driving instructor.

"MICHAEL PSENICSKA,Perry Hall Driving SchooI"

Welcome to our country, okay.

- My name Borat.

- Okay, okay. Good, good.

Well, I'm not used to that,

but that's fine.

Now, you do know

how to drive a little bit?

- Yes.

- Yes. Put it in D.

- What?

- Drive.

Now, wait a second. Wait a second.

- Have you driven a car before?

- Yes, many times.

All right, let's go this way.

I don't want you hitting anybody.

Use two hands, now.

- What?

- Two hands.

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