Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Synopsis: Borat Sagdiyev is a TV reporter of a popular show in Kazakhstan as Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man and a leading journalist. He is sent from his home to America by his government to make a documentary about American society and culture. Borat takes a course in New York City to understand American humor. While watching Baywatch on TV, Borat discovers how beautiful their women are in the form of C. J. Parker, who was played by actress Pamela Anderson who hails from Malibu, California. He decides to go on a cross-country road trip to California in a quest to make her his wife and take her back to his country. On his journey Borat and his producer encounter a country full of strange and wonderful Americans, real people in real chaotic situations with hysterical consequences.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Larry Charles
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 33 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Metacritic:
89
Rotten Tomatoes:
91%
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Year:
2006
84 min
$128,400,000
Website
4,245 Views

KAZAKHSTAN:

MINISTRY OF INFORMATION PRESENTS

A KAZAKHSTAN:

TELEVISION PRODUCTION

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

BAGATOV FILMS:

My name Borat.

I like you. I like sex.

It's nice.

This my country of Kazakhstan.

It locate between Tajikistan

and Kyrgyzstan...

...and assholes Uzbekistan.

This my town of Kuzcek.

This Urkin, the town rapist.

Naughty, naughty.

Over here, our town kindergarten.

And here live Mukhtar Sakanov...

...town mechanic and abortionist.

This my house. Entry, please.

He is my neighbor,

Nursultan Tulyakbay.

He is pain in my assholes.

I get a window from a glass,

he must get a window from a glass.

I get a step, he must get a step.

I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.

Great success.

This is Natalya.

She is my sister.

She is number four prostitute

in all of Kazakhstan.

Nice.

This is my mother.

She oldest woman

in whole of Kuzcek.

She is 43. I love her.

And this my wife, Oxana.

She's boring.

What you say about me,

you skinny piece of shit?

Not now, please.

Why don't you do something

usefuI and dig your mother a grave.

Come in here, please. Ignore.

This is where I lives. My bed.

This is a VCR recorder.

And this play cassettes.

Now I show you outside

from my houses.

My hobbies, Ping-Pong...

...sunbathe...

...disco dance...

...and on weekends,

I traveI to capitaI city...

...and watch ladies

while they make toilet.

My profession, work as a

television reporter for Kazakhstan.

Please, you see.

THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004

Here comes the Jew.

It's a big one this year.

Whoaaa...

He nearly got the money there.

Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.

She's stopped.

Is she? Is she?

Here it comes.

She's laid a Jew egg.

Go kids! Crush that

Jew chick before he hatches!

Although Kazakhstan glorious country,

it have problem too.

Economic, sociaI and Jew.

This why Ministry of Information

have decide to send me to U.S. and A...

...greatest country in the world,

to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.

I will traveI with most venerable

producer, Azamat Bagatov.

Azamat.

No, not film me!

Film him.

Urkin, not too much raping...

Humans only.

Doltan, I'll get you

a new arm in America.

I go to America!

America!

Wave goodbye to your

clock radio, asshole!

If you cheat on me,

I will come over there...

...and snap off your cock.

JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPOR New York City

I arrived in America's airport

with clothings, U.S. dollars...

...and a jar of Gypsy tears

to protect me from AIDS.

Stand clear of the closing doors,

please.

Hello, my name Borat.

I not American. I new in town.

Nice to meet you.

Hello, nice meet you.

Hey, what your name?

My name is mind your own

f*cking business.

Stand clear of the closing doors,

please.

Oh, hello. Nice meet you.

My name Borat.

- What's happening?

- Nice meet you.

Get the f*ck out of here

before I break your jaw, bro.

- Yo, step the f*ck off, bro.

- Okay. Okay.

- You're f*cking with the wrong one, man.

- Okay. Sorry.

Oh, shit.

Okay, okay, wait.

I get it. Please, relax.

I'll get him! CarefuI, he bite.

- Hey, man, what are you doing?

- Okay, relax.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, okay, relax.

Okay. Okay, wait.

Okay, no problem. Sorry.

Welcome to the Wellington HoteI.

GUY BORGES,Manager, Wellington HoteI

Do you want to pay for the entire stay now?

- I pay for one night. How much?

- Fine.

One night is $ 117.13.

We'll call it 85.

No, we can call it 117.

Let me get the door for you.

Come on in.

Very nice.

Very nice room.

We're not in the room yet, sir.

Hold on.

You might wanna repack.

We're gonna be moving again shortly.

I will not move to a smaller room.

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971) is a British actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Baron Cohen has created and portrayed fictional characters Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, and Admiral General Aladeen. Like his idol Peter Sellers, he adopts a variety of accents and guises for his characters and rarely appears out of character.In most of his routines, Baron Cohen's characters interact with unsuspecting people, documentary style, who do not realise they are being set up for comic situations and self-revealing ridicule. His other work includes voicing King Julien XIII in the Madagascar film series (2005–2012) and appearing in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), Hugo (2011) and Les Misérables (2012). He made a cameo as a BBC News Anchor in Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). In 2016, he played an English football hooligan brother of an MI6 spy in the comedy film Grimsby, and co-starred as Time in the fantasy sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. In 2018, Baron Cohen created and starred in Who Is America? for Showtime, his first television project since Da Ali G Show. Baron Cohen was named Best Newcomer at the 1999 British Comedy Awards for The 11 O'Clock Show, and since then, he has received two BAFTA Awards for Da Ali G Show, several Emmy nominations, a nomination for an Academy Award for Writing Adapted Screenplay, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat. After the release of Borat, Baron Cohen stated that because the public had become too familiar with the characters, he would retire Borat and Ali G. Similarly, after the release of Brüno, Baron Cohen stated he would also retire the title character. At the 2012 British Comedy Awards, he received the Outstanding Achievement Award, accepting the award while reprising his Ali G character. In 2013, he received the BAFTA Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence in Comedy. more…

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